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Old 10-22-2013, 11:28 AM
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Chewie is a saint and a white knight, as Samwise has said, i do however want to nominate the treacherous and deceptive ability that plagues the great Chewie:



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Chewie's Harmtouch

Known Aliases: Cruel Traitorous Touch, Harmfulselftouch, Ejection Seat

Synopsis: The true definition of traitor, Chewie's harmtouch betrays him on the regular. Instead of causing harm to Chewie's enemies it constantly misfires and slays the great Protector of Guk himself. Chewie is a white knight, it's possible his harmtouch wants to be a lay on hands and is confused by the honorable nature of it's troll master. It's hard to tell where this ability went wrong, when it went awry, but be aware this harmtouch refreshes upon death and has been seen to betray the great troll whether he's armored or naked atleast a dozen times a week.

Conclusion: Chewie's harmtouch ability is confused. Whether friend or foe, nobody knows, but there is endless anecdotal evidence that this ability betrays the great Chewie and kills him more often than it works to his favor and kills his enemy.. the very definition of traitor, Chewie's harmtouch SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED WITH CHEWIE'S LIFE.
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Old 10-22-2013, 10:46 AM
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chewie is a saint
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Old 10-22-2013, 10:52 AM
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chewie is a saint
many have quit because of chewie. many new players by griefing them. He's a big reason why this server isn't as big as it should be. Lousy attitude, has major RL issues holding it together
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Old 10-22-2013, 10:57 AM
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many have quit because of chewie. many new players by griefing them. He's a big reason why this server isn't as big as it should be. Lousy attitude, has major RL issues holding it together
yes put me on the traitor/sellout list cause im such a traitor/sellout all day
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Old 10-22-2013, 11:21 AM
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yes put me on the traitor/sellout list cause im such a traitor/sellout all day
I thought scumbags were also apart of this thread my bad.
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Old 10-22-2013, 11:23 AM
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a cousin fucker told me i have major RL issues
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Old 10-22-2013, 11:29 AM
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a cousin fucker told me i have major RL issues

Cousin fucker is an inside joke from the tz days. Never actually had sex with my cousin. I have morals IRL. I don't propose to a women then break up with her. I didnt make a twink char and spend countless hours griefing them out of my own enjoyment. I never used my real life problems as an excuse to making others mad. This is what you are. Atleast this is what we only know so far.
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Old 10-22-2013, 11:33 AM
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any thread not currently focused on me is a waste of bandwidth imo
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