Traitors & Sellouts, Never Forget, Never Forgive *** UPDATES ***

[Smedy]

Originally Posted by Mingo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Chewie is a saint and a white knight, as Samwise has said, i do however want to nominate the treacherous and deceptive ability that plagues the great Chewie:



UPDATES 2013-10-22

Chewie's Harmtouch

Known Aliases: Cruel Traitorous Touch, Harmfulselftouch, Ejection Seat

Synopsis: The true definition of traitor, Chewie's harmtouch betrays him on the regular. Instead of causing harm to Chewie's enemies it constantly misfires and slays the great Protector of Guk himself. Chewie is a white knight, it's possible his harmtouch wants to be a lay on hands and is confused by the honorable nature of it's troll master. It's hard to tell where this ability went wrong, when it went awry, but be aware this harmtouch refreshes upon death and has been seen to betray the great troll whether he's armored or naked atleast a dozen times a week.

Conclusion: Chewie's harmtouch ability is confused. Whether friend or foe, nobody knows, but there is endless anecdotal evidence that this ability betrays the great Chewie and kills him more often than it works to his favor and kills his enemy.. the very definition of traitor, Chewie's harmtouch SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED WITH CHEWIE'S LIFE.

Chuckled, with great power comes...

[SamwiseRed]

chewie is a saint

[Sektor]

Originally Posted by SamwiseRed [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

chewie is a saint

many have quit because of chewie. many new players by griefing them. He's a big reason why this server isn't as big as it should be. Lousy attitude, has major RL issues holding it together

[big mouth chew]

Originally Posted by Sektor [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

many have quit because of chewie. many new players by griefing them. He's a big reason why this server isn't as big as it should be. Lousy attitude, has major RL issues holding it together

yes put me on the traitor/sellout list cause im such a traitor/sellout all day

[Sektor]

Originally Posted by big mouth chew [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

yes put me on the traitor/sellout list cause im such a traitor/sellout all day

I thought scumbags were also apart of this thread my bad.

[big mouth chew]

a cousin fucker told me i have major RL issues

[Sektor]

Originally Posted by big mouth chew [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

a cousin fucker told me i have major RL issues

Cousin fucker is an inside joke from the tz days. Never actually had sex with my cousin. I have morals IRL. I don't propose to a women then break up with her. I didnt make a twink char and spend countless hours griefing them out of my own enjoyment. I never used my real life problems as an excuse to making others mad. This is what you are. Atleast this is what we only know so far.

[big mouth chew]

Originally Posted by Sektor [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

actually had sex with my cousin.

GROSS!!!!

[big mouth chew]

i enjoy the direction this thread has taken [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
any thread not currently focused on me is a waste of bandwidth imo

[Agatha]

i hate all of you