Health, fitness, gains and wellbeing

[Trexller]

most women can't keep up with fitness standards that are set for men, so if your goal is to see women in uniform then you have to lower the standards

as far as the fat cop, the hours are long, the job is stressful, you're not getting along with your wife as good as you used to, the electric bill is 25% more than last year, you didn't get the promotion that you thought you should get and your kid's hair is 4 inches tall and dyed like a rainbow

But Wendy's is on the way home, you'll get exactly what you want, it will be delicious and satisfying enough with a couple mixed drinks to lull you into slumber so that you can sleep enough to face the next day

you get slow and you get fat, and you still pass the fitness standards that were lowered for women, or your superiors just pass you anyway because to tell you that you're overweight wouldn't be politically correct, or your superiors will have to face the fact that they are fat netflix and grease addicted slobs just like you are

[shovelquest]

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Cute gal, that’s sad (not that it wouldn’t be sad if she wasn’t cute though …)

What the hell is raw vegan

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

The entire back half is likely to be full of unchosen suffering. And the back half of the back half, most of all

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[Reiwa]

I have a kinda stupid question but - what do you do with your shit at the gym?

I get that there are lockers for your street clothes but you need to carry around like a towel and probably a water bottle and definitely your keys?

Is there a tacticool manpurse most guys use for that stuff?

[shovelquest]

you can bring a lock like jr highschool.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Originally Posted by Reiwa [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I have a kinda stupid question but - what do you do with your shit at the gym?

I get that there are lockers for your street clothes but you need to carry around like a towel and probably a water bottle and definitely your keys?

Is there a tacticool manpurse most guys use for that stuff?

I used to just leave my keys in my locker at one of my gyms because it was full of only white people

The gym with the pool though is in a different poorer part of town and has blacks and Hispanics so there I carry my keys in my pocket all workout there and just leave my swimsuit, goggles, and some edibles in a plastic bag in my locker

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Jk I carry my keys in my pocket at both lol. JEBAITED

I only carry my keys because I have my wallet in my truck and it has a few hundred dollars cash always in case I need to bribe a city official or police or do a quick drug deal or pay off a hooker. Just for the pertinents

And I only carry my keys because I’m lazy and don’t want to deal with getting one of those temporary plastic keys. But most gyms including mine do have a spot where you can leave small items like a wallet or car keys in like a tiny box and get one of those plastic keys you turn like the water parks have for your stuff when you go on slides

Or else bring your own lock for the bigger lockers in the locker room, that’s what most people do

I bring and carry a towel of my own anywhere that doesn’t have complimentary towels (one of my gyms does). On leg day if I for whatever reason ran on the gym’s treadmills I would go through two beach towels in terms of sweat :/

Carrying a towel is great not only to stay dry but to drape over equipment like “this is mine you fucks. I’m just going to get a drink from the fountain for the 10th time because this preworkout gives me horrible cotton mouth. Don’t steal my bench or I will FITE you”

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[NopeNopeNopeNope]

GSP is close

But I like to think that:

- Every time you make a promise to yourself and keep it, or set a goal for yourself and reach it, you build confidence

- Every time you make a promise to yourself and abandon it, you lose confidence

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[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Was going around a truck pulling into the park and went a route near a tree I don’t normally take, caught my foot on a root concealed in shadow and ate shit going full speed right onto asphalt

This is all one giant scrape (already cleaned it as best I could) and my left wrist a little dinged. Still finished the last 3 laps fast pace while bleeding and with no water because my plastic bottle also broke in the fall

I get off on pain a little (in a non sexual way), so this scrape is still shallow enough to be quite delicious, endorphin wise