the GAINS thread

[Patriam1066]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Holy shit just hit a new level

Was wearing my Sexiest pants. Horizontal corduroy with Russian nesting doll pattern lined pockets. Tried to sit Indian style and fucking tore the crotch.

ALL HAUL LEG DAY THE ASS IS ALIVE

Lol

Every time I wear my traveler's jeans from banana republic w/ my boots the bitcheZ go crazy

Doesn't it feel good being in shape Texans outocmpeting plebs from locales without rugged masculinity?

God bless GAINS

[Irulan]

28%

[skarlorn]

I bet u can cut that down to 23-24% by summer gurl


btw i probably weight in just over 195 now. 197 tops.

how fat are YOU lulz?

[Spyder73]

Skarlorn is an obese cripple with a plastic butthole

[skarlorn]

actually it's the same butthole. my small intestine attaches directly to it now instead of the large. this makes me 30% faster on foot it's essential a journeyman's boots buff

Sorry you are (fat) (sad) (bad at the game) (retarded)

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[Irulan]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I bet u can cut that down to 23-24% by summer gurl


btw i probably weight in just over 195 now. 197 tops.

how fat are YOU lulz?

I bet lulz is 30%

Yeah, I'm sure I can hit 23%! I'm ready for some hardcore fasting.

Originally Posted by Spyder73 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Skarlorn is an obese cripple with a plastic butthole

Plastic buttholes are kinda sexy, I'm not usually down to penetrate or top, but maybe.

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

actually it's the same butthole. my small intestine attaches directly to it now instead of the large. this makes me 30% faster on foot it's essential a journeyman's boots buff

Sorry you are (fat) (sad) (bad at the game) (retarded)

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The less you eat the less you have to poop. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Spyder73]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Sorry you are (fat) (sad) (bad at the game) (retarded)

Condition : Rustled Jimmies
Status: Confirmed

[skarlorn]

i have to poop a lot cause i eat so much atm.

Side benefit of not bulking is i won't have to poop so much

[Irulan]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i have to poop a lot cause i eat so much atm.

Side benefit of not bulking is i won't have to poop so much

I fucking hate pooping. And chewing food, carefully, to aid digestion. Both activities really gross me out. I wish I could get that down to 1 day a week.

[Irulan]

Can't sleep. Can't heal the damage I've done running. Freaking out.