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 |   well, her smile is rather like an awkward grimace. but maybe we haven't given her enough to practice smiling about in life 
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 |   actually we're stoned, he wanted to say hi to you.  i'm laughing because i was embarrassed.   ok i lied, it was me that farted. | ||
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 |  Day at the mall So it's friday... Regular salon day for me... Got nails done , waxed etc... Anyway I was bored so I decided to go to the mall... Upon going to the mall right next to it.... was a place called the yardhouse... Over 102 beers on tap... I was amazed. I stopped in and starting pounding all different types of beers away... Before I knew it I was hammered... For anyone that knows me gaming woman while drunk is a no no.... I decided to take my drunkness to the mall next door... I had to wait out the drunkness before I could drive... 3 hours later  I find myself fucking around with ugly chicks... One red head was decent looking 18 years old... But man I was loosing it bro's.... Lesson learned never game while drunk (which I already know) I didn't have my cam... I had my shitty old school phone so here some pics to laugh about ... The yard house... 102 beers on tap GODLY!!!! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] I went into Hot topic... Lol you would think I would be accepted amongst the freaks... But no... I ran into this yellow dressed employee who just looked fuckin weird... Like I swan... Chatted her up she wanted my dick , but I knew it was no good regardless here she is... [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] I than went into spencers... Lol collapsable dildo purchased... LMAO I asked this guy with a chick what he thought of some slippers he said he hated them , but than pointed to some weird ones saying he would rock them... I than called out his bluff said try em on than.. Snapped a photo... what a bad fashion example... [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] I than make my way to the food court... Wear I see two young girls sitting alone talking amonst eachother... I than just sit down where they are at and begin talking them up... Turns out one is 17 other turned 18... the red head is 18... Yum.... She looked good drunk like tight ... if you know what i mean... I than after chatting em up for 12 mins invite them for a ciggerette. KNowing they are young and me older they wanted to be cool. They obliged I snap a photo creepin them out slightly , but im older so im cool in there eyes... [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] The brunette starts getting jelous and teasing me about being a social person... She than dares me... [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Brunette wants Visage wang... But visage is drunk and knows not to bang anyone while drunk case of remorse... Brunette teases me about makeup eyelashes etc... So Than dares me to talk to a real homosexual... I oblige and say come with me I am social watch... I snap a photo with one of the biggest 17 year old flammers that is in california... Makes secrets look norm... [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] After messing around outside me and the highschool girls go back into the mall.. I realized my alcohol level was wearing off... I than like a gentleman say nice meeting you take down the red hairs girls number for safe keepin.. Snap a quick photo and eject home where I am now about to take a nap before work... [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] All in all fun filled social day... Can't wait until Saturday , Museum will be interesting if you have voted..... Visage signing out ~ | ||
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 |   visage, are you on the forums just to post pics cause u dont have anyone else irl to show them or are you makin pics irl just to post em here cause u dont have friends on the forums? 
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 |   man those girls are HOTTTTT I WISH I WAS VISAGE! | ||
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 |   when i was like 13 and hanging out at the mall like any other scumbag white kid, i always wondered about those creepy, 30-something year old men who hit on underage girls at the mall and wore mascara. now i know that the cycle continues with Visage. | ||
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