now THIS is forum posting

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Originally Posted by Rager and Quitter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Can confirm. I used to ride the bus in elementary school and I wasn't fucking anyone.

By 6th grade, 7th grade, someone was. You just have to be able to tune into the pheremonic field. Most people react to it, but to post-coitally experience a proxy orgasm requires practice. It's very zen. But it takes a while. By the time I hit college elevators were my personal sweet spot. You just smile. I'm kind of letting the cat out of the bag here, because I said, a *lot* of people do this.

[Rager and Quitter]

Originally Posted by Sadre Spinegnawer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

By 6th grade, 7th grade, someone was. You just have to be able to tune into the pheremonic field. Most people react to it, but to post-coitally experience a proxy orgasm requires practice. It's very zen. But it takes a while. By the time I hit college elevators were my personal sweet spot. You just smile. I'm kind of letting the cat out of the bag here, because I said, a *lot* of people do this.

No I totally get that and if when because their emotions never almost and certainly for when and only complete honesty calls. The last ever time when never understood because your and telling me for reasonable then if.

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by Sadre Spinegnawer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

By 6th grade, 7th grade, someone was. You just have to be able to tune into the pheremonic field. Most people react to it, but to post-coitally experience a proxy orgasm requires practice. It's very zen. But it takes a while. By the time I hit college elevators were my personal sweet spot. You just smile. I'm kind of letting the cat out of the bag here, because I said, a *lot* of people do this.

so you're saying that exposure to the "i just got laid" pheromone can make you spontaneously orgasm?

I call BS on that

[Duik]

I Just Want You To Be Happy!

[Encroaching Death]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I Just Want You To Be Happy!

Every evil person in history has said that.

[Encroaching Death]

Originally Posted by Rager and Quitter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Can confirm. I used to ride the bus in elementary school and I wasn't fucking anyone.

As the wise Dr. Dre once said, whatever happened to falling in love with a ***** with a bus pass?

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Originally Posted by Trexller [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

so you're saying that exposure to the "i just got laid" pheromone can make you spontaneously orgasm?

I call BS on that

google frottage.

But that's a good way to get caught. Most people who are getting turned on in crowded places are *not* going there to rub on people, they are going there because of what I am talking about, but the frottage fucks suck at it, just like they suck at life in general. They end up having to touch someone to get over.


Losers.



So this is guy with a baseball cap off to the side in the angry pic taken by the offended subway rider, just grinnin'. Or the gal pretending to be reading the paper, smiling. Etc. I'm trying to get across the point is, we don't technically offend anyone. We simply take advantage of the [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.][You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.][You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.][You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] given off by people who have recently had good sex. Animals do the same dang thing.


Look, do people go to Amish tourist spots to buy stupid trinkets and actually, what, "watch" the Amish? The Amish fuck like young stallions, well into their 80's. It's full spectrum fuck scent in "Intercourse" PA. That's why it's a family spot.


Look, some day you'll get it.

[Patrece]

Spinedawg you sniffing sex auras on the bus bro?

One man's trash is another man's treasure.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

I'll prove it to you. If you live near an Amish market, store, of whatnot, go there and yell "It smells like sex in here!" First, you're not supposed to actually do that, and second, they freakin know and someone will probably take you aside to stop yapping and just chill.

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by Sadre Spinegnawer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

First, you're not supposed to actually do that, and second, they freakin know and someone will probably take you aside to stop yapping and just chill.

that will also happen at walgreens, home depot, walmart, target, and Sir this is a Wendy's.

filed under mental illness

you aren't getting off on the aura of the "just fucked"

you are just creeping on people in public

you are gonna get arrested.