I am considering removing my own teeth and need some possible resources

[Faywind]

Leave your mom's basement, get a job, profit?

[Chloroform]

Send spam to Bill Gates, tell him you where born in Africa with Aids, and now you need help with your teeth, im sure he will pay for it and then some.

[Infectious]

Dude... Wait for it to get infected, go to er. Then apply for charity care. Every hospital has a dentist on staff or will call one in. Once he gets in and your approved for charity care, he will pull them all and milk the shit out the hospital. I live in nj, but I have 2 plates, 6 screws in my jaw done for free. If its infected and abcessed they cant turn you away. God damn you people need to take advantage of this free money before the mexicans use it all up to have babies.

[Infectious]

Ohh and not to scare you from doing this... I got the plate cause I had an abcess. They called a dentist in and he broke my jaw pulling the tooth out( wisdom tooth that should have been chipped it). But I got the tooth pulled and 2 nice titanium plates for free.

[formallydickman]

jesus christ this is pathetic

[citizen1080]

Judging by the lack of a followup post by OP he may have gone ahead and did it. Seems like this would be the appropriate time to start a pool.

[orsk]

Originally Posted by citizen1080 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Sounds like a good way to bleed out and die.

Death would be more likely to happen if he passed out after a few and inhaled blood.

[Infectious]

Pull one tooth, I would possibly try while drunk. Pull two your crazy. Try and pull all your teeth? From bleeding, pain and infection you would probably die.

[bubur]

do not pull your teeth without supervision. this is = cutting your wrists. send emails/phone calls to schools, professors, people training to do dental FIRST. tell them Everything.

consider cutting your teeth akin to suicide. I understand you are probably already considering this option but please imagine a world in which it may be remedied within 6 months. you will have to pay but they will fix it. consider taking a loan and getting a job at mcdonalds

think this way: loans will make you a slave but cutting your own teeth will make you dead. you can always die later

[bubur]

let me reiterate. do not self medicate. your problems will increase