<Nomsanto> (hardcore baking-only guild)

[phobus]

Originally Posted by Portasaurus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

How many pickles do you need?

That is truly a question for the ages.

I am certain my business plan sucks, though. Do you understand the economy here? Maybe you can help me?

Here is how I envision your business plan:

1. Money goes in.
2. ??
3. Pickles come out.
4. Profit!

[Pheer]

Originally Posted by phobus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

1. Money goes in.
2. ??
3. Pickles come out.
4. Profit!

i started to make a joke about a vending machine that dispenses pickles but then I went to google and found out they actually sell pickles out of some vending machines

now im just too disgusted to think of anything else to say except to describe my journey up to the point of making this reply

[khanable]

bump need moar bakers

[Portasaurus]

Looking for peace of mind and a very relaxing everquest experience?
Tired of seeing all that guildchat spam from your friends and raid-buddies?
Tired of having all those friends and raid-buddies?

Join <Nomsanto Industries> today and you, too, could be by-yourself, uh... uh talking to-yourself in the guildchat window, just like me!

Seriously though... pretty sure it's just me again after the handful of noobs who were using me for PL buffs decided to move on to bigger and better things.

Please join my guild. I am so sad and lonely.

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[Portasaurus]

Greetings, EC Tunnelers!

It has been a busy week here in Nomsanto Industries. We recently came into a nice supply of Chunk of Ogre Flesh which has altered its price in favor of the buyer! Also, our membership has doubled from ONE to TWO! Huzzah for expansion!

We also published our ONLINE MENU

In other news, Greengrocer's MEAT CASINO has been off to a great start so far! We hired an armored Pitboss to oversee the gaming operation and keep rowdy customers in-check. So far, we've had about a dozen players and although the wheel has been a little cold, I'm sure we'll get a hot streak soon! Stop by tonight and check out the newest craze to hit the EC Tunnel!

Soon to come:
-VEGGIE GAMBLING!
-GROUP/CAMP DELIVERY SERVICE
-CATERING
-[FAN-FICTION] QUESTS

Signed,
-your Greengrocer

[Swindle]

Nice site you made Port. Food looks delicious!

United

[India]

Are your meats antibiotic and hormone free? Do you carry any organic items?

[myriverse]

Question the "rabbit meat" and "rabbit stew." I've never seen a rabbit on Norrath. It's probably GMO'd rat.

[Portasaurus]

Originally Posted by myriverse [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Question the "rabbit meat" and "rabbit stew." I've never seen a rabbit on Norrath. It's probably GMO'd rat.

I dunno. Alls I know is some guy named Meatlord said he knew how to create them out of thin air...

[Portasaurus]

ENTIRE GUILD just got wiped by the evil Ched in the EC Tunnel dungeon! This is a pretty hilarious CR