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Old 08-30-2014, 05:06 AM
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Coz dat party is a ballers party and they all on blow.

No need for drinks.

The fay guy is the dealer too...he keeps all the coke in his fat rolls.

Looks r deceiving.
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Old 08-30-2014, 05:09 AM
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Coz dat party is a ballers party and they all on blow.

No need for drinks.

The fay guy is the dealer too...he keeps all the coke in his fat rolls.

Looks r deceiving.
I got better party pics on my facebook fer christ sakes. I'd rather knit stoned.
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Old 08-30-2014, 05:17 AM
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I am a virgin @ 28 years old and never been to a party myself.
My wife and I have not had "jiggy" as we refer to it in code because we want to wait for the right moment to conceive an immaculate child. She makes me play EQ so that I dont go out and have some devils women meet me and take note of the fact that I am a socially awkward virgin and proceed to want to take my innocence.

This is a sacrifice I am committed to for my future child.
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Old 08-30-2014, 05:38 AM
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I am a virgin @ 28 years old and never been to a party myself.
My wife and I have not had "jiggy" as we refer to it in code because we want to wait for the right moment to conceive an immaculate child. She makes me play EQ so that I dont go out and have some devils women meet me and take note of the fact that I am a socially awkward virgin and proceed to want to take my innocence.

This is a sacrifice I am committed to for my future child.
Only way your touchin some pussy is if you tattoo this on your hand

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Old 08-30-2014, 05:39 AM
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Lol
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Old 08-30-2014, 10:22 AM
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I am a virgin @ 28 years old and never been to a party myself.
My wife and I have not had "jiggy" as we refer to it in code because we want to wait for the right moment to conceive an immaculate child. She makes me play EQ so that I dont go out and have some devils women meet me and take note of the fact that I am a socially awkward virgin and proceed to want to take my innocence.

This is a sacrifice I am committed to for my future child.
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Old 08-30-2014, 06:04 PM
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I am a virgin @ 28 years old and never been to a party myself.
My wife and I have not had "jiggy" as we refer to it in code because we want to wait for the right moment to conceive an immaculate child. She makes me play EQ so that I dont go out and have some devils women meet me and take note of the fact that I am a socially awkward virgin and proceed to want to take my innocence.

This is a sacrifice I am committed to for my future child.
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Old 08-30-2014, 11:39 PM
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Thread delivered.
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Old 08-31-2014, 03:07 AM
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Every thread lulz makes to try and look cool, backfires.
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Old 08-31-2014, 03:41 AM
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Guys I think I have the answer:

It's the fat guy in the back because only fat lonely virgins play EverQuest (posted by EQ player on EQ related forums).
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