When I work out to Panter and Slayer my muscles grow

[skarlorn]

chabboo my gf doesn't even want me putting my finger up her butthole man what do i do

[skarlorn]

did i let the relationship go too long without butt stuff? we've been together abt a year

[big_ole_jpn]

did u put it in the first time? u gotta just massage "around the outside" like the eminem song til she realizes it feel gud

[skarlorn]

Yeah I been massaging around and she seems to like that

[big_ole_jpn]

put something in her mouth so she cant say no easily

[Angushjalmur]

Some of you peasants are on the right track, but im gonna go ahead and carry you. Tempo and intensity are everything here, so pay attention.

Heavy bench song (get audacity and loop the intro):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al2Ro9zVfsQ

Deadlifts, up on the 2, down on the 4:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al2Ro9zVfsQ

Squats:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3E4xtbV9AM

Curls (skip to 3:33 and start your set):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onGWF8mz1Zw

Dont use music for tris, you need all your RAM deddotated to activating all 3 heads at the same time so they dont get out of whack. I also didnt list a song for shrugs, because my superior genes provide me with exception traps simply from doing other lifts.

[azeth]

Originally Posted by Evia [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Best work out song for me is "breathing in a new mentality" by underoath. When the breakdown hits I find myself doing super human feats that I just can't seem to do with any other song. It's like I literally enter beast mode.

i dont really listen to hardcore or screamo anymore, but when I did i was always bummed that Underoath was such a christian band.

Seems like any "good" screamo is christianity based.

[Angushjalmur]

Im glad you put the quotation marks around good