Uknowwhatisnotclassic???????? 🤬

[Sibelia1]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Let's talk about this. Is it healthy for a 40 yr old man with a wife and kids to spend 60 hrs camping a manastones in BIS gear and become upset because some minotaur killed him and took 6% of his Exp away?

Granted. I have never camped a manastones, died and ate 10+ corpses worth of exp breaking sage room on a nearly naked necro, and got literally 12 belt drops. Did I cry? Not really. I took the play I made in hems and grabbed an extra iksar hide cap someone had laying around. Now my prexus worshipping Wiz has "green hair" n looks like an authentic mermaid.

Yet I log into green, on an unspecified character n I see guildies screeming about the privilege of being afforfed a chance at a manastones.

Y'all are babies. BTW both these players sounded male and in their 40s.lol.

an ovary-roiling tale

[magnetaress]

I logged in this morning & omw to orc one I stubbed my toe accidentally on a fire beetle. All I could do was curl up into a fetal.

[sydbarrett25]

But... how come it is still 911? Was 911 an inside job?

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by sydbarrett25 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

But... how come it is still 911? Was 911 an inside job?

Yes the reason I rolled on green and got a footman voulge that hits for 24 at lvl 10 and one shots newbie mobs was so that I could deny Green newbies an essential spiderling resource and foment world chaos so that I could cash in big on my insurance policies because we need to rebuild new stripmalls.

The old ones smell like old man urine.

[magnetaress]

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my plan in action, it is working wonderfully, love how the newbies stand and spin in circles watching me run around

[magnetaress]

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[magnetaress]

There will be a lot more spas catering to the more gentile persuasion of people and less cheep ethnic food knock offs in the food-court in my new world order.

[magnetaress]

brain is literally actually dying so sorry for the horrible grammar and phrasing

[magnetaress]

and the extraneous img tags

[magnetaress]

Soooo this morning unbenounst to me I offended a

RETARD

named voidfather

he opens tells with

/tell Aelynthi 'question'

who the fuck is so mentally handicapped they open a tell with 'question' or any conversation with question? I have a nephew IRL who is this retarded btw, I belive it was fetal alcohol syndrome.

Anyway this retarded kid proceedds to get upset accusing me of belittling retards with retarded names and retarded speech patterns.

Little does 'he?' I am assuming a male gender here because of the level of retardation, that I am also retarded, and so I have RETARD PRIVILIGE.

Get bent, this gener4ation of millenial gamers needs to get off my fucking lawn and reroll.