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[Encroaching Death]

He was railing high school pussy at the height of Seinfeld...

That is blowing my mind...

wtf

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by Encroaching Death [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

"While still a 17-year-old high school student, she met then 38-year-old Jerry Seinfeld in a public park.[5] At that point, Seinfeld got her phone number.[6] Lonstein later came to public attention by dating Seinfeld, who was at the time starring in his eponymous sitcom. "

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I dont care how “mature” the girl is, an 18 yr old has absolutely nothing relatable to a nearly 40 year old man. She gonna talk to him about how hard her biology homework was and how her parents she living with have higher chore standards than her?

Fuckin creepy. Even if I could pull it off, I wouldn’t do it. I would be embarrassed if people knew I was dating an 18yr old. That’s like having to find a gf by rescuing some girl who doesn’t speak English from an impoverished country. It’s fuckin embarrassing and makes you look gross and skeezy

[Jibartik]

why would two people 20 years apart and both adults have nothing in common unless your society was fucking DOG SHIT.

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

why would two people 20 years apart and both adults have nothing in common unless your society was fucking DOG SHIT.

When I was 18 my gf was an immature valley girl. She used the word “like” 5 times a sentence, broke up with me over any little thing, and was generally annoying as hell

I can’t even hang out with a group of early 20’s guys, much less 18 year olds. They scream half their sentences because they get excited over nothing and have to yell over each other, laugh like maniacs over the stupidest shit

If you have ANYTHING in common personality or behavior-wise with 18yr olds then you had your development stunted by something, maybe trauma

[goblinmob]

There's this tho..

https://mobile.twitter.com/transagem

[EDIT]: "10 Followers" added for context

[unsunghero]

I hear 18yr old kids at the mall

“NO NO NO DUDE!! Dude! She said she fucked Brian dude!!”

“Whaaaaaa!!! No fuuuuuuckin way brooooo!

“NO NO NO NO BRO!!! I’m fucking serious BRO!

WHAAAAAAAT DUDE? She fucked Brian???

HAHAHHAHAHAHA!”

That’s what 18yr olds sound like when I’m around them

[Jibartik]

Im being negative cus im upset at something im trying to make for dinner.

18 year olds are trash yes I agree but its not their age its the society.

18 year olds when i was an 18 year olds were trying to get married and buy life insurance.

except for the beatniks

[Encroaching Death]

Setting the 'robbing from the cradle' thing aside for a second...

Those tittays.

[Lune]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

an 18 yr old has absolutely nothing relatable to a nearly 40 year old man.

I mean, having seen the picture, she had two very large, shapely nothings with which a 40 year old man could easily relate.

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by Lune [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I mean, having seen the picture, she had two very large, shapely nothings with which a 40 year old man could easily relate.

Fair enough, but then the dude should at least be honest about what’s really going on

If you are cool with everyone knowing you are dating an 18yr old girl at 40, post on your social media something like: “Look. We all know I have literally nothing in common with this girl. I’m rich, she’s hot and young, and so I’m paying her to hang out with me and occasionally fuck me, because it feels slightly classier than going on a sugar daddy website for a slightly more attractive one”

Or the version of dumpy older non-rich guy that gets a mail order bride from a poor country, should come out and say: “I’m too broke to afford a sugar daddy relationship with an American girl, so I went to the Philippines, and got someone 20 years younger. I am excited to be talking to her over robot Google translate voice for the rest of our lives. Or at least until she runs off or divorces me after a short while here in the USA because I’m gross”