Funny stuff you did as a kid, NAUGHTY stuff.

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Originally Posted by Ripcord [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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I used to be a kleptomaniac as a kid, there was a comic shop right next to a toys r us. I'd go into toy r us and open up hundreds of packs of baseball, magic cards, etc and take the rare ones out and leave the commons in the green turtle sandbox. Then I'd sell the rares to the comic shop and get bums to buy me beer and cigs with the money. I also uswed the water jets in the pool at camp to masterbate when I was 6.

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Originally Posted by Ripcord [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

That's a good one.
I used to be a kleptomaniac as a kid, there was a comic shop right next to a toys r us. I'd go into toy r us and open up hundreds of packs of baseball, magic cards, etc and take the rare ones out and leave the commons in the green turtle sandbox. Then I'd sell the rares to the comic shop and get bums to buy me beer and cigs with the money. I also uswed the water jets in the pool at camp to masterbate when I was 6.

That reminded me of something i did as a teenager. What i did was buy black cover comic books in one shop, then use a black marker to hide these wear lines on the side of the comic book so that the comic looked in better condition, and sell it to some other shop at a better price.

I did that with this comic notably:

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[Pheer]

In highschool a guy I knew squeezed out over a dozen packets of ketchup onto his cheeseburger then mashed the bun down so it was dripping everywhere, then pitched it right into a random chick's head. He got suspended for a week

Also me and a friend once cut a dollar in half and both bought something for a dollar with our half, we had it folded up when we handed it to the person and dipped out quick the moment the money left our hands

Oh and one time I pissed in a cup beside the bathtub in my grandma's bathroom thinking how funny it'd be for someone to just find it and be like "what the fuck?"

Instead my uncle was taking a bath and apparently used that cup to rinse the shampoo out of his hair, he felt the weight of it and just assumed there was water already in it

Another time in highschool I put my milk carton up on this windowsill out in the covered asphalt kind of outside cafeteria area, me and my friends decided to see how long it would make it before a janitor spotted it and grabbed it. It made it almost two weeks until one day some fat kid walked up beside us and goes "All right! A milk!" and grabbed it. We laughed our asses off as he took a big swig and sprayed shit that looked like cottage cheese all over the place.

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Originally Posted by Pheer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

"All right! A milk!"