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[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by originalman [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

duke honestly producing the dopest posts in the business right now. like a lotta n@gs can get to that level of exposure but nobody else do it while they stay that intellectual. thats real

Past month been droppin str8 heatrocks.

pokesan EXTREMELY jealous of my success.

More at 11

[Lune]

Originally Posted by originalman [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

sooooo the cosby trial hinges on the him giving this girl 37.5mg of benadryl????? and she doesnt evne contest this?????????

the question becomes: what did Cosby learn about (((them)))

lol the spiders dont even come out until 500mg

[Pokesan]

Originally Posted by AzzarTheGod [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Past month been droppin str8 heatrocks.

pokesan EXTREMELY jealous of my success.

More at 11

who namedroppin who?

Knock it off with this crap

[mickmoranis]

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[Lune]

Originally Posted by mickmoranis [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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Are you kagatob impersonating iruinedyourday impersonating kagatob?

This the biggest case i broke since gotrocks = derubael

[mickmoranis]

are you impersonating ruin this page?

You just succeeded

NOW LETS TRY TO START THE GAME AGAIN please.

[AenorVZ]

Originally Posted by Lune [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I was just traveling all over the US and Canada

During my journeys I stayed at this bed and breakfast in the hills above Coeur d'Alene. It was owned by two devout Christians-- some real pious motherfuckers. I'm talking wall-size painted murals of sexy anglo Jesus with his muscular legs spread open spinning a pottery wheel, sexy buff Jesus washing some man's feet, his strong hands glistening in the soapy water, bible quotes all over everything. Clearly no non-procreative sex had ever been performed within 10 miles of this consecrated establishment.

I was sitting on the balcony watching the alpenglow cast over the hills above the lake, drinking my wine after a long day on the road, thinking about what kind of disgusting borderline-illegal porn I was going to watch on my laptop later that night, when this cat wanders up to me and starts getting frisky. He is by far the friendliest cat I've ever met and we get along real well, I spend the next couple hours petting him on my lap while he purrs and I give him some chicken.

The next morning during breakfast I ask the Christian about him and they're like "No, that n**** a stray, he's been here a week and a half, we think he's an unwanted house cat that somebody dumped here" and then they went on to tell me about how they trying to keep it out of the house and off the property. I ask him why they don't at least leave some food out for it so it doesn't starve, and they're like "cats amirite? they just show up and adopt you and expect you to take care of them!" joking about this cat that was wandering around in the forest outside starving to death, desperate for the love of humans. Of course this triggered me but I'm a shy coward so all I did for retribution was leave a hulking 6 pound coiled Texas Roadhouse sewer pickle in their shared bathroom for all the other guests to find before I left that morning. It was unflushable.

This weighed heavily on me and as I drove into Canada thinking, Jesus tells these fucks to be compassionate, to help those less fortunate, and that he who is humbled shall be exalted. Cats are Gods creatures put on this Earth under the care and stewardship of mankind, and it is our responsibility to attend to their wellbeing. Human beings have an ethical responsibility to care for the animals who depend on us.

Cat, if you're out there, I'm so sorry I couldn't help you, and I'm sorry I couldn't find you that morning or I'd have given you my breakfast.

Bravo.

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

who namedroppin who?

Knock it off with this crap

Honestly couldn't/didn't feel like thinking of an appropriate name and just went off the last name I saw while typing up a sick brag on my car ride to McDonald's.

Lune was a strong contender. I added u to the top secret redacted list so it can't happen again

[Angushjalmur]

Hows that beedus treating you fam

[AzzarTheGod]

there's a name I never thought I'd see again.

Wb pal. Things have changed a bit but there's a place for everybody in this year of our Nose King-- except Daywolf apparently