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Old 06-29-2016, 10:47 AM
hokuten99 hokuten99 is offline
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People always ask me how I'm such an amazing gamer, why my reaction speed is so lightning fast and why my critical thinking skills are out of this world. My secret is I live a vegan based lifestyle that feed my organs, brain, and muscles what it was actually designed to eat. Most people live off dairy meat and alcohol which causes a chronic candida yeast overgrowth leading to a multitude of life threatening conditions. My power derives specifically from the foods I eat.
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Old 06-29-2016, 10:52 AM
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This is what I had for breakfast today
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Old 06-29-2016, 10:53 AM
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I usually make it into a smoothie
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Old 06-29-2016, 10:54 AM
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If you want to be the best gamer you can be and healthy at the same time, Adopt a vegan based lyfestle. Within one month your brain power will be more powerful than you ever experienced or imagined. I've been reluctant to share my secret with you nerds but seeing as how I dont play here anymore I no longer have any competition.
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Old 06-29-2016, 10:58 AM
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Judging by the nasty looking mirror. You live in a rundown shack like apartment. Also notice some deformity around the pectoral region. You look to have pectus excavatum. I am glad you are eating healthy. Pectus Excavatum is no joke , god speed brother.
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Old 06-29-2016, 11:04 AM
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It also kinda makes me smile to know that we have a section 8 veteran red99 , glad our tax dollars are going to our bros
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Old 06-29-2016, 11:10 AM
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Also the largest cause of global warming is factory farms so eating less meat not only will improve your gaming skills, your health, and your wallet (as a vegan lifestyle costs about 1/3 of a standard meat diet) but you will also be contributing to saving the planet!
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Old 06-29-2016, 11:11 AM
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Small man syndrome ^
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Old 06-29-2016, 11:15 AM
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Old 06-29-2016, 11:17 AM
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You must be new to this "being a human" thing. Human's weren't designed to live off vegetables alone.
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