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Old 05-02-2017, 02:09 PM
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Your momma so fat, she has type-2 Diabetes and is likely to die at a young age without proper treatment.
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Old 05-02-2017, 03:22 PM
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Your momma so fat, she has type-2 Diabetes and is likely to die at a young age without proper treatment.
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Old 05-02-2017, 03:35 PM
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Your moms so dumb it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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Old 05-03-2017, 02:34 AM
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Friends Mum "Fancy a free ride sonny *wink*"
Me "Your so ugly, I wouldn't ride you into battle"
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Old 05-03-2017, 08:50 AM
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Yo mamma's teeth so yellow, when she yawns, traffic slows down.
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Old 05-03-2017, 05:13 PM
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Your mom is like a bowling ball...
She gets fingered...
Throw in the gutter...
And always comes back for more.

Yo momma so bald, the top of her head looks like a used condom
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Old 05-03-2017, 07:49 PM
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Yo momma's so fat, everywhere you look, there she is.
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Old 05-03-2017, 08:57 PM
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Your mother is a very nice person, and I would enjoy spending quality time with her.
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Old 05-04-2017, 10:51 AM
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Yo mama's so stupid she was fired at the M&M factory for throwing out the W's.
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Old 05-04-2017, 11:20 AM
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Yo mama so fat, I tried to talk behind her back but I ran out of gas trying to get there.
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