The People vs. Nirgon. Charges: Illiteracy, Obstruction of Justice, Cowardice.

[Tilien]

Originally Posted by Nirgon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

That's not what we are doing.

That was the troll with their names.

The troll was to use Eurasian names and claim they're Egyptian?

Fascinating.

Bet everyone who thinks you used backwards basketball player names and claimed they were Egyptian feel like idiots now.

Anyway, about Viktur's invite... when can I expect that?

[suptoofs]

Really trying to argue Ramal Modo isn't Lamar Odom backwards? Even going as far to say it has some Egyptian origin? Truthfully I don't care about the obvious naming policy infraction but come onnnnnn.

While this is not on par with Ramal Modo, however when I made my human rogue back during time period vanilla wow (yanno when I was like 16). It's name was Largeass and I argued it was a Greek name that was phonetically pronounced as "Lar-jay-is".

Just admit you guys made a black people parody guild and we can move this shitstorm to resolved(AKA stop making more stale rnf threads).

[Horza]

Careful guys, if you keep pushing your luck then Nirgon will have this thread deleted as well.

[Polycaster]

Originally Posted by Sethius Marlowe [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The people declare that Nirgon does not understand how to read, and thereby is possible unable to identify that Ramal Modo is Lamar Odom backwards. Lamar Odom, as the court will hear, is a famous african american basketball player.

The charges have been thrown out, as it is self-evident what the name spells backwards. It is effectively asked and answered. Or to restate it to be in keeping with the DMO theme, it has been axed and answered.

All that remains is whether the accused intended to use the name backwards, but there is no way to determine intent. The court is loathe to ascribe a mental state with no facts in evidence, and so the case is dismissed with prejudice.

Originally Posted by Sethius Marlowe [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Oh my god. I just read your post history.

You literally are a crazy person. You're like, clinically absolutely crazy pants. In like a science way. Not like a subjective way.

Thinking science isn't subjective is objectively crazy. Google 'lysenkoism.' Or 'global warming debunked.'

[Horza]

Shut up Teppler.

[suptoofs]

Shut up Teppler

[beversami]

I made a new character named Leahcim Nadroj. You see, Leachim is from the Egyptian word Ma-Leach(worker) and my character is going to be strictly a crafter so this fits well. Nadroj is self explanatory, a neighboring country to Egypt.

[Sethius Marlowe]

The charges have been thrown out, as it is self-evident what the name spells backwards. It is effectively asked and answered. Or to restate it to be in keeping with the DMO theme, it has been axed and answered.

All that remains is whether the accused intended to use the name backwards, but there is no way to determine intent. The court is loathe to ascribe a mental state with no facts in evidence, and so the case is dismissed with prejudice.

Okay, so you're literally straight facing the court here and finally. FINALLY. fucking admitting that Ramal Modo is Lamar Odom. And NOW what you're on about is that you TOTALLY didn't intend that to be Lamar Odom it just fucking accidentally happened.

Okay. THANK YOU. WE ARE MAKING PROGRESS IN YOU RIDICULOUS DEFLECTIONS AND EVASIONS.

Furthermore, the charges have not been dismissed as you are not the court. The court is an amalgam of the people. You are not allowed to investigate yourself and find no wrong doing, you god damn wally.

How stupid do you think we all are? I mean, I know how stupid you think we all are, because we didn't go to Cornell. I know that. But now that you've finally fucking admitted that your name is the basketball player's name backwards, your new defense is that you fucking picked it ENTIRELY by accident.

Not a single god damn person in this court believes you. Find me a person that believes you. Call your character witnesses.

[Sethius Marlowe]

Ahem, that Ramal's name. Not your name.

[Sethius Marlowe]

Okay I confused you with Ramal. Disregard my entire post.

The charges stand as no admission of guilt has been sofar made. The court proceeds.