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Old 10-05-2011, 02:52 PM
pojab pojab is offline
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sprinkle's the only one here that isn't having fun
its understandable though, he is his mothers son
he has a kitty cat as his avatar
i saw his moms working at the titty bar
she gave me a lapdance to help his college fund
but she blew it all on coke and now her nose runs

next we rolled into the champagne room
she tried to suck my dick but i pulled out my broom
the shaft said trilon and it got that bitch wet
it gives me a hardon and it buffs my air pet

with my balls in her mouth, her pussy riding broom
i looked at the clock, i had to cum soon
she looked up at me with those big doe eyes
but when she pulled out her dick it was a big surprise

sprinkle's mom is a hermaphrodite
i should have grabbed another stack of malachite
she asked me to love her, she asked me to follow her
my dick tried to shoot a baby girl, but she swallowed her

i got kicked out of the club and never paid her
grew some sores on my cock 2 weeks later
some are red, some are green
its like a scabby christmas tree if you know what i mean

so dont let a scabby dicked bitch like scribble's mom
enola gay your crotch with her coke fiend herpies bomb

word to your mother
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Old 10-05-2011, 05:53 PM
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next we rolled into the champagne room
she tried to suck my dick but i pulled out my broom
the shaft said trilon and it got that bitch wet
it gives me a hardon and it buffs my air pet
Holy shit new champion

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Old 10-05-2011, 03:45 PM
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this is the most pathetic white kid rap audition i ever seen

it may as well be the malibu county fair
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Old 10-05-2011, 09:26 PM
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His name is sprinkle
he tried to battle me in a post
what dumb motherfucker would fuck with lucifers ghost
Sprinkle wants to be a super troll like me
lol he's dumb nobody trolls like me
little sprinkle put your dinkle away
we can tell by your avatar that your flaming gay
but hey its your sex life i guess its ok
when red live goes up well have some one on one fun
but once im in your ass youll want to run
like a nat or a flea
ill hunt down your body lookin for the plasma
wont be too hard to catch a little fag with asma lol
I guess ill give you time to catch your breathe
Cuz I just white boy rapped your ass to death
Hardcore game nerd is who I be
Or maybe im being steriotypical of me
Im full of inner rhymes but you probbobly missed it
you got a weenie dog dick
im hung like sea biscuit
....guess im gonna get up and take a fat shit, maybe a tinkle
I wont opt for desert cuz I just ate Sprinkle.
Last edited by Sorath; 10-05-2011 at 09:27 PM.. Reason: had to shit sprinkle out
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Old 10-05-2011, 09:52 PM
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my name is diggles the biggles and im ready to rock
got a drum, dissonance and selos and i just can't stop
runnin round the greater faydark from kelethin to BB
takin all your coin and charmin yo ladies

i got a kill count higher than my limericks and songs (3)
i found some bluebie from peace pipe, used my sword as a bong
slammin W to crushbone, got some names on the list
said a smart comment in /ooc and got my ass dissed
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Old 10-05-2011, 09:58 PM
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my name is diggles the biggles and im ready to rock
got a drum, dissonance and selos and i just can't stop
runnin round the greater faydark from kelethin to BB
takin all your coin and charmin yo ladies

i got a kill count higher than my limericks and songs (3)
i found some bluebie from peace pipe, used my sword as a bong
slammin W to crushbone, got some names on the list
said a smart comment in /ooc and got my ass dissed
utter fail (
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Old 10-05-2011, 10:07 PM
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yeah, i don't listen to rap :[
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Old 10-06-2011, 06:24 PM
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