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Actual strong and independent woman. She thinks she knows me and can control me. I instantly dislike her. Women seem to smell my douchebag attitude and try to challenge me. These bitches about to get swung into concrete. | |||
#492
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This is a universal truth. Now apps. Get wif it. | |||
#494
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So you're not going to make me feel jealous that he's dating some cigar smoking hag with sand rammed up her hole. | |||
#495
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Anything you did would qualify as an insultable attribute. | |||
#496
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Well tough shit, trailer trash tracey (translation: Bogan Becky) Smoking is an instant turn off. If a woman smokes, there's no fucking way I'm touching her. | |||
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i had onion rings yesterday probably why the thread got bumped
still havent had a really great bloomin onion tho
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But seriously, sometimes we insult those we like but feel we have no chance with. As a defence mechanism. BTW, we don't say shrimp here, it's Prawns mate. Prawns on the barbie. Like "Don't come the raw prawn with me mate!" Translation: Don't tell me bullshit buddy! | |||
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Found a random app on playstore. Comedy FX Soundboard. Free one has only 20 sounds. 5 useful to me at least. Havent been punched in the face yet though so i take that as a fail. | |||
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But I don't. I'm complaining about her because she's a chimney smoking hag who thinks she's better than me after meeting me for 2 seconds. One of my pet peeves is when a woman thinks she knows me. Bitch, stop analyzing me. Mind your business. Go smoke one of your cancer sticks. | |||
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