Time to nut up or shut up - A Red99 RL pic thread

[maerilith]

ITT whoever posts on chaboo becomes spiritually rustled. And touches themselves spiritually multiple times after failing to take their own spiritual advice.

Chaboo. maybe you can help me... why do I feel so rustled when I'm alone... But around others especially the ones I want to horribly maim I feel a zenlike calmness. my breathing slows and all points in my conscious present become clear and being is effortless.

I ate pork and salad today.

[maerilith]

And I feel a clarity of purpose.

[Chaboo_Cleric]

I too had some ITT (intense testicular tension) from last night.

[Rhuobhe]

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[Redi]

Originally Posted by Jazzy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

One toothbrush.

my sympathies

rofl

[big_ole_jpn]

Originally Posted by Chaboo_Cleric [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I too had some ITT (intense testicular tension) from last night.

one time i got a testicular torsion, emergency room doc twisted my 15 year old nut 720 degrees without even warning me or explaining his diagnosis first. he said "tell me if this hurts" and i started screaming but he kept going

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brown

[Gardur]

Wtf is this thread and why have I read every word of it?

[Chaboo_Cleric]

Originally Posted by big_ole_jpn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

one time i got a testicular torsion, emergency room doc twisted my 15 year old nut 720 degrees without even warning me or explaining his diagnosis first. he said "tell me if this hurts" and i started screaming but he kept going



brown

Man that's rough. Doctors can be very scary. It's extremely important to find a good doctor. One time I had a weird bump on my sack and had my doctor look at it. It was kinda creepy as she felt the skin while slowly pushing my right testicle (your left, my right) to the left of my sack. She gripped it, making sure no space of sack was left and it was tightened. Kinda like tying a water balloon filled with water. Anyhow, she them told me I have gained some weight and diagnosed me with strep throat. It was kinda weird ,But I trusted her

[big_ole_jpn]

Originally Posted by Chaboo_Cleric [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Man that's rough. Doctors can be very scary. It's extremely important to find a good doctor. One time I had a weird bump on my sack and had my doctor look at it. It was kinda creepy as she felt the skin while slowly pushing my right testicle (your left, my right) to the left of my sack. She gripped it, making sure no space of sack was left and it was tightened. Kinda like tying a water balloon filled with water. Anyhow, she them told me I have gained some weight and diagnosed me with strep throat. It was kinda weird ,But I trusted her

oh man that ball fondling story reminds me of the ultrasound they took after the torsion. the broad who applied the warm gel to my nutsack was really hot. but my crotch region was in too much pain for me to really appreciate it (this also spared me any embarrassing erections)

[Chaboo_Cleric]

Yeah I feel ya dude. I only trust my doctor when it comes to my sack. I once had to go to a obgyn' to have some tests done on my girlfriend. I pulled down my pants immediately and asked what my bump was... He gasped at me and told me I wasn't the one having s baby. I called him a sexist pig and left. Never again have I trusted a doctor since