CORONAVIRUS Death Thread

[Ennewi]

Originally Posted by Lune [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The internet and the world in general has forgotten to not feed the trolls, as evidenced right here in this thread and in the oval office

Trolls can be useful though, as a means of arguing the point to others by extension. Often their responses allow the (one-sided) conversation to evolve in ways / venture into territory that normal conversations would not. It's like having philosophical discussions with a drunk; the rest of the bar is the intended audience. The drunk gets their attention, and the one talking back at him holds their attention.

[rahmani]

Currently, in my medical school cohort, we all had the absolute worst "flu" of our lives.

I have worked in the emergency room for 2+ years as a tech, and I've never had anything remotely this bad, despite having tested positive for the flu more than a dozen times. (From patients coughing on me)

The school/hospital/clinics are refusing to test us for coronavirus, but we have all come to the decision we likely have it. We were in contact with someone in the vet school who was in China and got diagnosed.

The numbers are far worse than you think.

[Rick Sanchez]

How long before this country is at full florida mode ? Meaning just pure idiocracy.

[Jimjam]

Hmm... Time to take another picture of the park bench beside the River Trent. Will there be people?

This is my litmus test for if things are okay.

Meters of flooding = empty (underwater bench) = not okay.

Sunny dry weather = bench full = okay

Corona pandemic panic = will bench be empty or full? I don't know, as I have developed a cough myself so am isolating (read: painting Warhammer miniatures).

Bugmans bar has closed, which has scuppered my zombie virus survival plan. Seriously, they had axes, chainmail, pies and beer. Everything you need for an apocalypse.

[Hoppkins_Wytchfinder]

I love Bugmans. Those hot nuts are the best. I was in on my birthday, i joked to the missus i should put my Emarr statue on the table to see if it attracted anyone over [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Jimjam]

Do you have any skills that could make you a valued member of my zombie apocalypse team? I plan to be the lead character that brings nothing to the cast, causes friction within the group, ends up being proved circumstantially right, and ends up being the lone survivor (along side the otherwise stale love interest character).

[Hoppkins_Wytchfinder]

Yeah im good at using up resources at a disproportiate rate to others and vanishing.

[Jimjam]

Diabetes? That's a risk factor for things like flu, corona, etc.

Don't get any of that pneumonia!

Originally Posted by Hoppkins_Wytchfinder [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yeah im good at using up resources at a disproportiate rate to others and vanishing.

Welcome to the team.

[solleks]

Even if it's fake atleast im not a pussy like u

[Hoppkins_Wytchfinder]

Man. Right in the feels. You're mean.