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Old 01-24-2014, 04:16 AM
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like eldermoran once said, marry the ass and buy the tits.
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Old 01-24-2014, 04:17 AM
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see'ing one to many sets of jiggaboo flopper's has turned me into an assman over the years.
Jigaboo? What is this, 1930? Lol. Had to be said.
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Old 01-24-2014, 04:58 AM
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I think sidelle has a thing for me btw
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Old 01-24-2014, 05:54 AM
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Old 01-24-2014, 06:01 AM
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Old 01-24-2014, 06:13 AM
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Can we all agree on a few things here?

1) Tits are great, ass is great, both is amazing

2) In general, blondes are sexier than brunettes, but when you find a hot brunette she's probably hotter than most blondes

3) Red heads are pretty much sexy no matter what

4) Big hips make for great fucking

5) Different strokes for different folks. The world don't move to the beat of just one drum.
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Old 01-24-2014, 06:30 AM
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Deru and Sirken can kindly not post in my thread if they are not on the ASS team. This is no place to come to a compromise, tit guys are gross and gay.
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Old 01-24-2014, 06:31 AM
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Can we all agree on a few things here?

1) Tits are great, ass is great, both is amazing

2) In general, blondes are sexier than brunettes, but when you find a hot brunette she's probably hotter than most blondes

3) Red heads are pretty much sexy no matter what

4) Big hips make for great fucking

5) Different strokes for different folks. The world don't move to the beat of just one drum.
Proposal B

1) Tits are great, ass is great, both are amazing

2) In general, blondes are sexier than brunettes, but when you find a hot brunette she's probably hotter than most blondes.

3) Red heads are sexy sometimes.

4) While big hips make for great fucking, tiny women are easier to position and generally bigger freaks.

5) Blondes > Brunnettes unless Brunettes > Blondes however sometimes Red Heads > Blondes and Brunntetes but other times Brunettes > Blondes and Red Heads in situations where Blondes are not > Brunettes and Red Heads.
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Old 01-24-2014, 06:34 AM
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TL;DR - Brunette can be spelled many ways.
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Old 01-24-2014, 06:46 AM
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We will not budge on points 3 and 4 sir, and we also feel the inclusion of a 'different strokes' clause is important for reasons other than terrible puns, so i present

Proposal C:

1) Tits are great, ass is great, both are amazing

2) In general, blondes are sexier than brunettes, but when you find a hot brunette she's probably hotter than most blondes.

3) Red heads are sexy most of the time.

4) Big hips make for great fucking, tiny women are easier to position, and petite women are generally bigger freaks regardless of hip size.

5) Blondes > Brunettes unless Brunettes > Blondes however sometimes Red Heads > Blondes and Brunettes but other times Brunettes > Blondes and Red Heads in situations where Blondes are not > Brunettes and Red Heads.

6) Different strokes for different folks, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum.
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