do you think choartles snoartles still stalks the ladies on p99?

[starkind]

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[MrSparkle001]

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Oh don't tempt me to start posting cringe lol.

[Jibartik]

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[unsunghero]

Dating apps is where it’s at. I’m dating a gal who my folks set me up (stepmom’s co-worker) with who I like quite a bit, but based on everything I’ve heard from friends and fam I definitely don’t want to settle with the first gal I started dating after a 4+ year hiatus. And luckily she doesn’t want to rush into anything serious either

But unless someone fixes you up like I was lucky to have, it seems dating apps are really the only chance. So I put up a profile on tinder and bumble at the same time a few weeks ago to try to play the field a bit more. Tinder I just met a hot Dominican chick who was down to hook up on the second date, interestingly enuf has the same name as the other girl I’m dating. But she’s kinda super dumb and also a huge coke fiend (this chick will do a gram of blow in like an hour), and it’s almost painful trying to talk. She’s so dumb she doesn’t believe dinosaurs existed because the meteor would have burned up their bones, and when I try to explain that it was the dust cloud that killed the plants which caused a ripple effect killing the herbivores and then the carnivores that feed on those she says “but the bones woulda burned up”. So I have what I call the light (goodly, doesn’t drink no drugs) and the dark (dumb, kinda heavy drug using) version of the same name I see but I’m about to drop the dark one

Anyway this was the first person I met off tinder so it’s kinda made tinder seem kinda ghetto to me. Bumble you have to both like each other and then the chick has to respond in 2 days or that’s it. I’ve been liked by like 383 chicks but you can’t see who unless you pay bumble (and it’s a lot), so fuck that I’m not paying. I’ve only been matched with 3 thus far and none of them messaged, even though they have to be the one to message (with tinder you both have to like each other but then you can message). But the girls on bumble seem much more functional and actually really hot, like almost all like models

I may fire up my old match profile as well. I think juggling multiple apps is really the way to go, and you have to spend like at least 10-15min a day liking profiles or you have no chance

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Dating apps is where it’s at. I’m dating a gal who my folks set me up (stepmom’s co-worker) with who I like quite a bit, but based on everything I’ve heard from friends and fam I definitely don’t want to settle with the first gal I started dating after a 4+ year hiatus. And luckily she doesn’t want to rush into anything serious either

But unless someone fixes you up like I was lucky to have, it seems dating apps are really the only chance. So I put up a profile on tinder and bumble at the same time a few weeks ago to try to play the field a bit more. Tinder I just met a hot Dominican chick who was down to hook up on the second date, interestingly enuf has the same name as the other girl I’m dating. But she’s kinda super dumb and also a huge coke fiend (this chick will do a gram of blow in like an hour), and it’s almost painful trying to talk. She’s so dumb she doesn’t believe dinosaurs existed because the meteor would have burned up their bones, and when I try to explain that it was the dust cloud that killed the plants which caused a ripple effect killing the herbivores and then the carnivores that feed on those she says “but the bones woulda burned up”. So I have what I call the light (goodly, doesn’t drink no drugs) and the dark (dumb, kinda heavy drug using) version of the same name I see but I’m about to drop the dark one

Anyway this was the first person I met off tinder so it’s kinda made tinder seem kinda ghetto to me. Bumble you have to both like each other and then the chick has to respond in 2 days or that’s it. I’ve been liked by like 383 chicks but you can’t see who unless you pay bumble (and it’s a lot), so fuck that I’m not paying. I’ve only been matched with 3 thus far and none of them messaged, even though they have to be the one to message (with tinder you both have to like each other but then you can message). But the girls on bumble seem much more functional and actually really hot, like almost all like models

I may fire up my old match profile as well. I think juggling multiple apps is really the way to go, and you have to spend like at least 10-15min a day liking profiles or you have no chance

You should delete your dating apps and give her a real go.

Need you to get like 7 kids to save this country. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by Reiwa [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You should delete your dating apps and give her a real go.

Need you to get like 7 kids to save this country. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I’m too narcissistic still to be a good parent, great with kids but only for short periods before I start to get bored/frazzled. At least I recognize this tho, unlike shitty parents who have kids and then neglect them

Also worried that settling with the first person I meet makes me vulnerable to one of 2 outcomes: being resentful of them at some future point for depriving me of seeing other people, or cheating on them. I refuse to cheat ever bc I saw what that did to my parent when one cheated on the other, so I can’t put myself in a position to be tempted

But not to make this about me, I just wanted to relate that dating apps are my recommendation. Tinder thus far seems to be dumb slutty gals, bumble I haven’t met anyone yet but seems promising, and match I had some success with years ago meeting a few nice/smart/professional/higher educated gals. That’s my experience with the apps

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I’m too narcissistic still to be a good parent, great with kids but only for short periods before I start to get bored/frazzled. At least I recognize this tho, unlike shitty parents who have kids and then neglect them

Also worried that settling with the first person I meet makes me vulnerable to one of 2 outcomes: being resentful of them at some future point for depriving me of seeing other people, or cheating on them. I refuse to cheat ever bc I saw what that did to my parent when one cheated on the other, so I can’t put myself in a position to be tempted

But not to make this about me, I just wanted to relate that dating apps are my recommendation. Tinder thus far seems to be dumb slutty gals, bumble I haven’t met anyone yet but seems promising, and match I had some success with years ago meeting a few nice/smart/professional/higher educated gals. That’s my experience with the apps

Bro, you're both gonna resent each other after awhile for anyone you marry. 😼

[Skarne]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I’m too narcissistic still to be a good parent, great with kids but only for short periods before I start to get bored/frazzled. At least I recognize this tho, unlike shitty parents who have kids and then neglect them

Also worried that settling with the first person I meet makes me vulnerable to one of 2 outcomes: being resentful of them at some future point for depriving me of seeing other people, or cheating on them. I refuse to cheat ever bc I saw what that did to my parent when one cheated on the other, so I can’t put myself in a position to be tempted

But not to make this about me, I just wanted to relate that dating apps are my recommendation. Tinder thus far seems to be dumb slutty gals, bumble I haven’t met anyone yet but seems promising, and match I had some success with years ago meeting a few nice/smart/professional/higher educated gals. That’s my experience with the apps

You should give Grindr a try and then tell at least 10 people to make an account. If you don't, 10 children will die next week. Forward this message to at least 10 people or ELSE!!!

[Bardp1999]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Dating apps is where it’s at

Chortles only dating app is Upper Guk /OOC

k-k-k-kayte want to go to d-d-diner with me

[unsunghero]

Oh this is probably common knowledge but obviously try to get your shit together as best you can before you start dating. Get in as good of shape as you can, decent clothes picked out, have your place clean and guest ready, alcohol that girls like in the fridge (I have mojitos, margaritas, and white claws that I don’t drink)

Not to be sexist but girls kinda suck at humor but love to laugh. So having an array of funny stories to relate can def help. I’ve told the same stories on multiple dates with diff girls now when they happen to fit in the flow of conversation because I know they crack up the person. And sometimes the more you tell the story the better you get at it

Just my 0.02