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Old 01-24-2014, 06:50 AM
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when you find a hot brunette she's probably hotter than most blondes
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Old 01-24-2014, 06:54 AM
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We will not budge on points 3 and 4 sir, and we also feel the inclusion of a 'different strokes' clause is important for reasons other than terrible puns, so i present

Proposal C:

1) Tits are great, ass is great, both are amazing

2) In general, blondes are sexier than brunettes, but when you find a hot brunette she's probably hotter than most blondes.

3) Red heads are sexy most of the time.

4) Big hips make for great fucking, tiny women are easier to position, and petite women are generally bigger freaks regardless of hip size.

5) Blondes > Brunettes unless Brunettes > Blondes however sometimes Red Heads > Blondes and Brunettes but other times Brunettes > Blondes and Red Heads in situations where Blondes are not > Brunettes and Red Heads.

6) Different strokes for different folks, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum.
Says the man who deletes not one, but two perfectly fine pairs of tits. Seems to me like the sole reason he is posting is to deny everyone else the pleasure of seeing beautiful tits so he has the satisfaction of hording them for himself.
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Old 01-24-2014, 07:16 AM
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how can you people be tits persons ?

Ass all the WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-24-2014, 08:34 AM
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Says the man who deletes not one, but two perfectly fine pairs of tits. Seems to me like the sole reason he is posting is to deny everyone else the pleasure of seeing beautiful tits so he has the satisfaction of hording them for himself.
I present to you, proposal D, which is proposal C in picture form to better represent my intentions of a fair, balanced system of tits, ass, and women for all:

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Sloan's complicated rules on hair color and ass:

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Different strokes for different folks:

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Old 01-24-2014, 08:35 AM
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o,

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Old 01-24-2014, 09:06 AM
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Honestly, tits and ass are both passe.

I'm a cunt man, myself.
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Old 01-24-2014, 09:11 AM
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Honestly, tits and ass are both passe.

I'm a cunt man, myself.
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Old 01-24-2014, 09:15 AM
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I present to you, proposal D, which is proposal C in picture form to better represent my intentions of a fair, balanced system of tits, ass, and women for all:

1)
Ass:

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Titties: c.f.

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Hips:

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5)

Sloan's complicated rules on hair color and ass:

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6)

Different strokes for different folks:

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Lol, Derubael. The fair & balanced Fox News of p99. I might just have to love you now, whether or not it's inappropriate.
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Old 01-24-2014, 09:22 AM
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I'm pretty sure Derubael just won the internet or something...
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Old 01-24-2014, 09:55 AM
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Honestly, tits and ass are both passe.

I'm a cunt man, myself.
Nothing quite like burying your face in a wet, warm, hairless pussy.

Fuck tits and asses.

Pussy ftw.
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