WTT All of my plat and 10 Shrunken Goblin Skull Earrings for White Dragon Scales

[ThePeoplesBard]

Bumping with an invite.

Hello, friends!

I'm Kavalier, The People's Bard, and it's my Birthday on Monday, 13 March. My <Paradox> friends and I are hosting a Trak's Teeth Cycles and Seb Keying party at 8 PM EST that night, and you're invited. Details:

++ Does your main or an alt need a Seb Key? Then come on out, and we'll get you keyed up! Then you, too, can sit for hours in Seb LFG!

++ While keying, we'll have chances for some pretty great loot, including several 7-12k items and decent class-specific No Drop items. (See Hunter/Forager cycle section on the wiki here.) Everything will be greed rolled. If you participate in the kill, you get to roll your dice.

++ You are encouraged to bring your most exotic and silly Baking and Brewing treats. I will give out small rewards for Best Baker and Best Brewer.

PST to Kavalier if you have any questions. Looking forward to seeing you there.

-- TPB

[MABrown90]

I can't decide if you need a White Dragon Scale or a record deal.

Maybe both. Junk is dope.
Good Luck!

[Negativ]

This is quite possibly the best EC tunnel post I've ever encountered. A+. Poop sock comment made my day.

[ThePeoplesBard]

Birthday bump. 240k and 10 earrings.

[Dirt]

Im throwing in a fungi to the mix.

Kav is super cool. Someone give this man some scales!

[zanderklocke]

We're getting close to the price TMO would charge for Trak guts.

[ThePeoplesBard]

Now paying 250k, a fungi tunic, and 10 Shrunken Goblin Skull Earrings.

Also, new song. Listen here: https://youtu.be/Phhx6E4PO14

I Hope She's Got A Human...

I learned long ago not to be picky,
but I can't seem to find my fish in the sea.
She can have a Dark Elf smile and a Gnome's height.
She can have Halfling feet and a Troll's overbite.
But if I'm being perfectly blunt,
I hope she's got a Human...

A Half Elf like me is fine with a mutt.
But even with an open mind, my love's in a rut.
She can have a High Elf tan, a beard of Dwarf length,
a Barbarian's gentle touch, and a Wood Elf's strength
CHORUS

Give her the caboose of an Ogre and Iksar scales,
an Erudite ego and Drolvarg tail!
Give her Froglok eyes and a Goblin grin,
make her Kobold smart and Golem thin.
CHORUS
...heart.

[Maverickkc]

Belated Birthday Bump.

[ThePeoplesBard]

I'm going to Vegas and putting all my plat on red.

Kidding. Well, I am going to Vegas until Sunday, but my plat won't be growing. My offer stands at 250k, a fungi tunic, and 10 clicky earrings.

If some industrious person or guild wants to take all this off my hands, I happen to know Gorenaire's window is from 3:30 PM EST on Sunday 3/19 through 7:30 AM EST on Monday. Good hunting, friends.

[Doctor Jeff]

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I'm putting all my plat on red.

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