hey chanters

[Foxplay]

Originally Posted by shuklak [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Imagine if all porters unionized. Those who didn't get blackballed from groups and guilds. It would be quite the undertaking, but you may well get something like standard pay up front for ports.

Imagine if you had to take the boats...

[Jauna]

Originally Posted by shuklak [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Imagine if all porters unionized. Those who didn't get blackballed from groups and guilds. It would be quite the undertaking, but you may well get something like standard pay up front for ports.

Every day on my Wiz there are at least 5 warnings to others with names about level 60 people who tip 10p, or people who run off, or people who go LD while zoning and dont come back, or people who take off their visible gear and ask for a free CR port and them getting mad at the porter for inspecting them and get caught.

the best stories are the people who asked to be picked up in bumfuck no where and only tip 20p. I went to CoM to pick someone up once like 5 years ago and no fucking way im ever doing that again.

[d3r14k]

100pp for me to run to CoM to pick up someone. I don't mind making the run, it is basically pointing northeast, tapping autorun, and having just enough time to shitpost on the forums once or twice. 100pp will cover the 2 or 3 ports I could have done in the time it took me to run to you, so it is a win/win.

[ScaringChildren]

I always:

• Pay 1p per level, so 60p at 60.
  
• Find and be at rings before I even contact a porter.
  
• Buff them in addition to payment, if possible.
  
• Say "Thanks!" and "Good Luck!"
  
• Defend their tight sexy bodies from attack
  
• Stare.
  
• Stare with intent to rape.

[SamwiseRed]

you should be greatful someone let your bitch ass port them.

[bigjeff100]

Originally Posted by ScaringChildren [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I always:

• Pay 1p per level, so 60p at 60.
  
• Find and be at rings before I even contact a porter.
  
• Buff them in addition to payment, if possible.
  
• Say "Thanks!" and "Good Luck!"
  
• Defend their tight sexy bodies from attack
  
• Stare.
  
• Stare with intent to rape.

I like this.. Definitely the 1pp per level thing, i dig this..

[d3r14k]

Originally Posted by SamwiseRed [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

you should be greatful someone let your bitch ass port them.

Grateful*

As in: You should be grateful I corrected you, since your elementary spelling teacher failed you.

[Jauna]

Originally Posted by SamwiseRed [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

you should be greatful someone let your bitch ass port them.

ahahahhahaha what the fuck i have to keep /anon bound to Q to not have a que of people building up all the time

[ScaringChildren]

Originally Posted by Jauna [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

ahahahhahaha what the fuck i have to keep /anon bound to Q to not have a que of people building up all the time

It's possible people just want to say "hello" rather than need a port.

[Vizax_Xaziv]

Originally Posted by ScaringChildren [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[*]Defend their tight sexy bodies from attack
[*]Stare.
[*]Stare with intent to rape.[/LIST]

Good one! Do you work for Riot Games?