Religion and The most Unchristian.

[Cecily]

Originally Posted by mickmoranis [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

who me?

no youd be allowed on the compound cus id see you standing 100 yards from the screaming colorful hair'd militia that tried to brainwash you to come and take the farm but you'd get there and realise that you just want to kill guards in euradin solo not botherin anybody cus deep down you do kno whats right.

if u werent talkn to me then just take this complement.

<3

And no, to explain my very funny joke Mick and I are Christians and the rest of you sinners can get raptured.

[Mead]

Originally Posted by misterbonkers [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i used to love tool, parabola is still in my top 3 favorite songs of all time, but i've come to appreciate APC a lot more as i get older. too much pretentiousness with tool fans i find, my old self included. the noose from APC is a lot more interesting to me now, looking back at my older self.

It funny because the hardcore tool fans are the sheep Maynard despises. They don't see it.

Hook with a penis and H. probably one of my favorite Tool songs.

A stranger and Thomas for APC.

[Cecily]

Originally Posted by Wonkie [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Matthew 7:3-5 New International Version (NIV)
3 “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?
4 How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?
5 You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.

And then Jesus told the beggar, “Reliance on alms creates a burden on hard working citizens. Those who cannot provide for themselves are not needed in heaven.”

[ScaringChildren]

Originally Posted by Mead [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It funny because the hardcore tool fans are the sheep Maynard despises. They don't see it.

Hook with a penis and H. probably one of my favorite Tool songs.

A stranger and Thomas for APC.

Hooker with a Penis is aimed at fans who claim Tool sold out, to be specific

[Wonkie]

Originally Posted by Cecily [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

And then Jesus told the beggar, “Reliance on alms creates a burden on hard working citizens. Those who cannot provide for themselves are not needed in heaven.”

Matthew 7:15 King James Version (KJV)
15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

[Cecily]

Originally Posted by Mead [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It funny because the hardcore tool fans are the sheep Maynard despises. They don't see it.

Hook with a penis and H. probably one of my favorite Tool songs.

A stranger and Thomas for APC.

I’ve always suspected the band’s name was a joke on people who wear band t-shirts.

[maskedmelon]

Originally Posted by Wonkie [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Matthew 7:3-5 New International Version (NIV)
3 “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?
4 How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?
5 You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.

this only reaffirms what I said. if that was your intent, you get one (1) headpat. if not, you remain mad, but I still hope the best for you and you still get one (1) headpat.

[maskedmelon]

also, NIV is gay. if you're gonna quote scripture at least imbue it with measure of intrigue afforded by the antiquated language of the KJV.

[Wonkie]

Originally Posted by maskedmelon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

this only reaffirms what I said. if that was your intent, you get one (1) headpat. if not, you remain mad, but I still hope the best for you and you still get one (1) headpat.

Ecclesiastes 7:20 English Standard Version (ESV)
20 Surely there is not a righteous man on earth who does good and never sins.

[ScaringChildren]

Originally Posted by Cecily [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I’ve always suspected the band’s name was a joke on people who wear band t-shirts.

It has multiple meanings.

They want their music to be a tool for the listener.

"Tool" is also an insult for Westpoint dropouts, which Maynard is.

It's also another term for a penis.