Seal Team's Spokesperson, Patchet the Living Cliche

[kaelseren]

Originally Posted by Smellybuttface [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Question - what were you hoping to gain by posting this in RnF? Did you think Patchet would post, or maybe a member of Seal Team saying they booted him out of guild?

Better question - are you actually going to buy him a ticket?

He wanted my address. I called him on his apparent bluff. Supposedly he lives in Wisconsin inside of a PO Box... I didn't expect anyone to post and certainly not Patchet. The guy holed up like all like him. I just publicly accepted on here. If he concedes, that's fine. As a member of ST I would expect them to concede too with all their raid targets if they associate with him. Birds of a feather I suppose.

Yes, I will pay for his airfare to have a conversation or two in person. Being that it turns out he lives in WI, I could easily meet him wherever too. He can "frap" the meeting. As far as association with ST, they should be encouraging their members to back up their bullshit or not associate with them as it reflects on them. If they do nothing, it just shows they're as weak as he is in real life.

So all you cucks that want to virtue signal about the post or otherwise post a bunch of gibberish, #1 I have more integrity than you #2 I back up what I say #3 My ego extends past a fucking video game.

[kaelseren]

Originally Posted by Brighteye [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Idiot

You present an incredibly strong argument over something nondescript. Thank you for your submission. I will take it under much consideration. I'm sure such a well thought out post will really help others too.

"Idiot", this is very profound. I will really have to do some serious introspection of myself and analyze my original post and compare it to your rebuttal. There is so much to unpack!

To be honest, just reading these posts that are either 100% ad hominem, state "rules" that don't even apply, are completely pointless and offer nothing, and of course the "TLDR, but I have time to post hundreds of threads and have plenty of time to hang in RnF let alone play EQ" make me really wonder about the future of humanity. Holy shit, some of these idiots can't even comprehend that an honorable mention for packalunch and a subsequent retraction has nothing to do with PATCHET. I would have to say sedrie has the all around most worthless posts. Brighteye is along the same lines unable to distinguish from unambiguous language that Patchet and Packs are different people.

"Am I gonna have to choke a bitch?"-Ratchet51 was a bit obscure, but at least I laughed.

Crevex "I'm sorry you got trained, and i have no doubt the guy is a total dbag. However, i think you are taking this too far. I would just add him to ignore next time and move on." is reasonable but I have to say this isn't about being trained. It is about someone who randomly started talking shit to someone when they had no business.

Not sure why Reznor copied my entire original post just to say "LMAO", but that's cool.

Smellybuttface has the best name and seems reasonable, reasonable minds can disagree. Although your later posts seem to have lost the plot.

drdrakes apparently collects dildos and likes to mail his spares. Not sure what to make of that.

"I think maybe you flew a few too many people out to fight you over the years, seems like your brain has been a bit too shook."-Ashenden... That was kind of clever I suppose.

[kaelseren]

Originally Posted by ZiggyTheMuss [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Buy me a ticket and I’ll come kick your nuts in and fuck your wife in front of your dog or vice versa.

Lace them up OP you nerd!

Ok when do you want to do that? You have my address. Nerd? "I will kick you in the nuts". Lol, ok. Why would you fuck my dog in front of my wife? Seems a strange way to express your frustrations at being weak, but whatever. We can set up a date. My guess is you're about as credible as Patchet with your limp wristed attempts at manhood.

[Wallicker]

You need a stiff bourbon, a bong rip and some womanly love. Legit no way to be this angry if you include these things in your life.

[kaelseren]

Originally Posted by YendorLootmonkey [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Simulation of what that would be like:

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Saying "idiot" or posting an ancient meme like you did that makes little to no sense is really not much of a concern to me.

[Albanwr]

OP as soon as you brought real life violence into your dumb in-game beef, your credibility went out of the window.

Don't be that guy.

[kaelseren]

Originally Posted by Wallicker [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You need a stiff bourbon, a bong rip and some womanly love. Legit no way to be this angry if you include these things in your life.

I think you fail to realize I am not at all angry. Like I said, just accepting what he is throwing out there. Why on earth would you assume I am angry? If anything, I think it would be hilarious knocking his ass back into his mother's womb.

I am making a point. I think people have become so incredibly cucked and lack such meaning in their life that they get angry at me stepping up as clearly evinced in these responses. They're the kind of people that run to their mom, teacher, cops, or whatever instead of handling their own shit.

If I was even remotely angry or threatened by him, I wouldn't have offered to give him an assist. I would have just sat and spammed him in game or some other pussy shit like all these retards in these posts triggered because they can't grow a beard from too much soy. I am simply just publicly accepting his challenge.

So no, I get angry with people who pose a threat to others. I get even with those that pose a threat to me. So there's that to chew on.

Bourbon sucks by the way.

[Canelek]

This is certainly one of the more fascinating meltdowns of late.

[Horza]

If you run into an cuckold in the morning, you ran into an cuckold. If you run into cuckolds all day, you're the cuckold.

[kaelseren]

Originally Posted by Horza [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If you run into an cuckold in the morning, you ran into an cuckold. If you run into cuckolds all day, you're the cuckold.

That doesn't make any sense. Your grammar sucks too. So if say a teacher in an elementary class is trying to teach a bunch of moron kids every day then that makes the teacher a moron or does that make them a kid?

If the last few movies I have gone to sucked ass, that makes me the cynical asshole? Yeah, I think you need to rethink that logic.