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Old 02-01-2025, 04:33 PM
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Or I guess to keep up with the times, people will tots elect to have an implant that blocks opioid receptors for the next few years put in surgically. And totally not dig it out themselves next time they want to get high

Don’t force it, keep it voluntary, and people will show up in droves to commit to sobriety for years. It will be magical, like in the movies
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Old 02-01-2025, 07:23 PM
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Again wiff dat A.I Reiwa. Also "praying" to invoke anything is like believing that I can cast Wolf Form and actually turn into a wolf. Delusional at a minimum. Dangerous if used at the wolf enclosure at the zoo.

God cucked joseph then everyone laughed. Great story.
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Old 02-01-2025, 07:26 PM
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Again wiff dat A.I Reiwa. Also "praying" to invoke anything is like believing that I can cast Wolf Form and actually turn into a wolf. Delusional at a minimum. Dangerous if used at the wolf enclosure at the zoo.

God cucked joseph then everyone laughed. Great story.
Just as a joke, you should ask him to drive out the spirit of wickedness that is possessing you. Haha just as a joke.
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Old 02-01-2025, 07:47 PM
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1. The catholic religion is centered around forgiveness of sin.

2. Joseph forgives his wife for giving virgin birth.

3. 2000 years later porn addicts seethe.
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Old 02-01-2025, 07:50 PM
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magic isn't real, Joseph got cucked.

many such cases.
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Old 02-01-2025, 07:52 PM
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What else have you learned from your thousands of hours of listening to Andrew Tate?
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Old 02-01-2025, 08:05 PM
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zero, youtube doesn't even know what to do when i click the podcast tab, not subscribed to any of them
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Old 02-01-2025, 08:13 PM
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The entire religion can be summed up in the first scene the movie and you guys are like.

This joeseph guy is a CUCK beta BITCH Im so fuckn WOKE! *joins islam!

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Old 02-01-2025, 08:21 PM
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The entire religion can be summed up in the first scene the movie and you guys are like.

This joeseph guy is a CUCK beta BITCH Im so fuckn WOKE! *joins islam!

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all i know is learned how a baby was made in 5th grade sex ed. and basing a relgion around the concept of a bitch not lying is a flaw worse than the death star design from soy wars
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Old 02-01-2025, 08:22 PM
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all i know is learned how a baby was made in 5th grade sex ed. and basing a relgion around the concept of a bitch not lying is a flaw worse than the death star design from soy wars
Translation: Imagine forgiving your wife for having a baby that you did not make! In my religion we would beat her!

Once again god demonstrates how he speaks in pairable so the learned can hear his message and the mindless can hear there's.
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