Chantel you CUNT

[Gnar]

Originally Posted by Ashane [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

gave out full buffs to everyone in grp...

Pro

[Safon]

Arise, arise!

[Kevynne]

oh I remember this bitch.

refused to heal or rez me in solb and kedge while we were grouped.

glad to see this cunt flap is off the box.

[quido]

Chantel is the biggest cunt I have ever met in game. The degree to which she was an insufferable slimy bitch is so unbelievable that I can't help but wonder if it's actually some genius trolling the fuck out of everyone and when p99 is over we're going to see some hilarious account of his escapades. I feel I should follow suit and share with you my unfortunate desperation that resulted in being grouped with this dumb ho.

As you can see from this post's original date, Chantel came to prominence shortly after the release of Kunark. I dinked around for my first few levels after release but around 54 I found a solid daily group of hardcore grinders in Barthorn (paladin), Wurli(monk), and Envvy(enchanter). Clearly we needed to fill out our group with a cleric and some sort of dps. Before I joined up with these three they had been leveling in SolB and saw Cuntel's escapades firsthand and related to me what a bitch she was. I must say I am surprised to have never read this thread before!

So anyways by the time we're all around 56 or so we're like "hey let's go try some fungi king." We picked up Bowjob (ranger) and tried to find a cleric. Time went on and went on and we couldn't find one except for Chantel. We finally agreed to take her and it turns out she left another group she had just joined to join us because we had pretty much said "you suck chantel" for a while. So we're down in the brain room pulling a lot of trash, and I win a robe which is sweet I guess, and king pops with a staff. So we're like "fuck," though at the time I didn't really grasp what a prize the staff was - I wanted a tunic! We drop king (mind you shroom/jugg resists were a LOT lower back then, though still extremely troublesome for a non-60) and sure enough Chantel is all over that corpse like she is all corpses. I'm in Skype with my pals and we all make sure to spam click and prevent this dumb bitch from stealing it. Barthorn gets it and we all roll. Chantel rolls a 15 or something, Bowjob wins, and Chantel starts bitching about the cost of being a cleric in a group and says she should be getting the spells or something stupid like she usually did in regards to the gems. Lol Chantel's classic line in my book was "can I get that, hon?" and usually was reserved for the prized ruby crowns This may have even been the same day because Bowjob was there too, but in a disco group one day she actually asked me to gather up all the gem drops for her and give them to her. Haha I couldn't believe it - at that point I didn't even care about the gems and told her to just loot whatever vendor gems, but she gave me some sob story about mana and being a cleric and when I told her to essentially "get bent" she threatened to gate on the group during the next large pull. We all ignored her and she started looting a few gems, but then like 10 or 15 minutes later on a large pull, sure enough she just gates out lol. Chantel, you fucking bitch. We actually had her in our Skype call a few times but she never said anything. Barthorn was doing how he did and was always trying to put the moves on her to be funny, and she actually linked him the facebook for some fat chick in Toronto or something named Chantel something or other haha. Anyways to finish my fungi king story, after he won the staff Bowjob wanted to leave and we wanted to boot Chantel, so we picked up Nizzarr (cleric) and Athiyk (necro). We never see any tunics (was the rare drop at the time, not ultra-rare like staff though), but a few hours later we get another staff. Nizzarr loots it and defaults it to Athiyk with only "grats Athiyk." Athiyk then leaves our guild to join TR two days later and I pretty much have never seen him since then. SKETCH MUCH?