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Old 08-17-2011, 12:32 AM
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Old 08-17-2011, 08:49 AM
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Old man gets lllaaaaiiidddd. With a woman. Weekly.
ahahahah

He used weekly, in an attempt to insult me. That's fucking golden.

The only people who place a value on sex high enough to use it as an insult are the people not getting it.
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Old 08-17-2011, 10:40 AM
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So while my A.A or B.S in philosophy might be worthless in the everyday job hunt, but I bet if I had a Ph.D in the subject I guarantee it wouldn't take me long to get into some 6-figure position at a company in some human relations department
So many people operate under this illusion, then they finally receive their PhD (frequently without full funding since philosophy doesn't have nearly the grant support that sciences do), and after realizing that there aren't many companies out there actually willing to spend 6 figures for a philosophy phd, they take jobs as part time instructors or post docs for 40k.
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Old 08-19-2011, 01:44 PM
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I was seriously hoping old man was going to respond with something equally as hilarious as "Old man gets lllaaaaiiidddd. With a woman. Weekly."
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Old 08-19-2011, 05:23 PM
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I was seriously hoping old man was going to respond with something equally as hilarious as "Old man gets lllaaaaiiidddd. With a woman. Weekly."
I know it's hard to believe, but some of us guys here have sex with women. Regularly. Instead of spending every waking moment flaming on a forum, or playing with GI Joe "collectable action figures." I assure you, I get my fuck on weekly. Stop being a crybaby cunt, and you could, too.
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Old 08-19-2011, 05:26 PM
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Every time someone insults you, you always spout off the line "Well I get laid!" like it's some sort of rare accomplishment... Not as if billions of people world wide are probably fucking as I type this or anything.

You call me sociopathic, but instead you're the one validating his worth by the ability to successfully attempt one of the most prevalent, basic and instinctual processes in nature. It would be more scathing if you said "I ate today!" and Harrison was some starving Brazilian, because statistically more people fuck than eat given the high over-population in certain populations
I use that line specifically because I know you're NOT getting any. And neither is Harrison. But you bitches were on Tralina like stink on shit when this server first started. So, I KNOW you want to fuck, it's just your fucked up personality that's standing in the way. Take a bath, wash your hair, gain 50 lbs., keep your mouth shut, and go get laid. It will do wonders for your anger issues. That, and Depakote.
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Old 08-20-2011, 03:08 PM
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I use that line specifically because I know you're NOT getting any. And neither is Harrison. But you bitches were on Tralina like stink on shit when this server first started. So, I KNOW you want to fuck, it's just your fucked up personality that's standing in the way. Take a bath, wash your hair, gain 50 lbs., keep your mouth shut, and go get laid. It will do wonders for your anger issues. That, and Depakote.
This guy is always so mad.
and getting your "fuck on" weekly is costing you what? 3 grand a month?
Not that impressive bro.

Enjoy the clap.....the gift that keeps on giving........
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Old 08-20-2011, 03:46 PM
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I use that line specifically because I know you're NOT getting any. And neither is Harrison. But you bitches were on Tralina like stink on shit when this server first started. So, I KNOW you want to fuck, it's just your fucked up personality that's standing in the way. Take a bath, wash your hair, gain 50 lbs., keep your mouth shut, and go get laid. It will do wonders for your anger issues. That, and Depakote.
You have no idea how looking like a hipster/heroin addict can get you laid at any D.I.Y music scene... All I have to do is walk in and drop some obscure band and smoke pot with some barely 18 year old girl and I'm in her panties before the second band takes stage.

I'm sorry if you think being an asshole, anorexic, bum is a deterrent to getting laid (which may be the case for gold diggers, and uber conservatives) but I guarantee that scene sluts and girls with daddy issues eat that shit up.
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Old 08-20-2011, 06:37 PM
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walk into a bar.

talk to drunk girl at bar.

*don't say stupid shit*

Take girl home from bar

Fuck girl at her place

Go home.



Yes. It is that easy.
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Old 08-20-2011, 08:28 PM
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walk into a bar.

talk to drunk girl at bar.

*don't say stupid shit*

Take girl home from bar

Fuck girl at her place

Go home.



Yes. It is that easy.
Not if you're Bodeanicus who spends 6 days begging for sex at the local sports bar and is awarded a blowjob on the 7th day by his mentally retarded sister right before confessional.
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