The People vs. Nirgon. Charges: Illiteracy, Obstruction of Justice, Cowardice.

[Wonkie]

Originally Posted by Christendom [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Youre referencing an old testament story where dude pulled out of a vagina and nutted on the ground, before the Christ satisfied the old law and ransomed us from it.

It doesn't say anything about masturbating either. Is this your final answer?

That's the only passage I know regarding it.

Sorry!

[Jack N]

Originally Posted by Christendom [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

point out the passage where it says not to masturbate [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

There's Jesus right there saying it - that's good enough for me. This is as compelling a written record of truth as the Bible.

[Horza]

Originally Posted by Christendom [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

point out the passage where it says not to masturbate [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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[Smellybuttface]

Originally Posted by Christendom [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

point out the passage where it says not to masturbate [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Genesis 38:9

“ raise up offspring for your brother.” 9But Onan knew that the offspring would not belong to him; so whenever he would sleep with his brother’s wife, he would spill his seed on the ground so that he would not produce offspring for his brother. 10What he did was evil in the sight of the LORD, so He put Onan to death as well.…”

Jesus didn’t do away with the entirety of the Old Testament law. Much of Leviticus is still valid to the majority of Christian denominations. At least so they teach.

Hilarious Nirgon that you guys would even bring up WW2 soldiers, as if you and Ramal served your country patriotically.

And Christendom, try and add something substantive to the discussion instead of the “non sequiturs” trying to force everyone to talk about archaic Biblical passages. Or at least keep it interesting and include some of the Gnostic Gospels. Oh, and set the thesaurus aside. Half the words you’ve used you’ve done so incorrectly, like your use of “assayingly.”

[Nirgon]

You can't climb the ladder to the Lord with your dick in your hand.

Feels good to be acquitted of all charges. Better call Ramal.

[Horza]

It's just too bad that Teppler/Christguy is going to hell for ignoring Jesus when he tells him to keep his hands off his dick.

[Sethius Marlowe]

Guys I just wanna say ahahahhha. According to “peter” is kind of like according to “penis” Hahahaha so ya know. Carry on with the gospel of our lord and savior the peter principal. Book of psalm jobs with happy endings.

[Sethius Marlowe]

It’s almost like you’re me!

[Skarne]

This thread lost its flavor 50 pages before the first one. Let it die lol.

[Horza]

Originally Posted by Skarne [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This thread lost its flavor 50 pages before the first one. Let it die lol.

The people who put an end to the genocide in Germany weren't media parroting cuck boys with rainbow hair. You're nothing compared to a real WW2 soldier, you aren't doing anything but keeping hatred alive to give yourself some kind of badge of morality.