J-Boots Giveaway Thread

[Hinthek]

Wow....9 pages deep, and not one quote from ther best movie ever made??

Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

[Barn]

Where's the dog?

Tyree to Paden in Silverado.

[fuark]

Originally Posted by Hinthek [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Wow....9 pages deep, and not one quote from ther best movie ever made??

Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

V. I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

[Barn]

Bullshit ten minutes, this thing will be over in two minutes. Get on it!
Where'd who go?
As you wish.

[Essedge]

"Shit" - Gary Oldman, Leon or The Professional

[Kefit]

"Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.

When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as through from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin.

I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth."

- from Penny Arcade's 6/4/2012 comic

[Kagatob]

"When some wild-eye 8 foot tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the bar-room wall and looks you crookedly in the eye and he asks you if you've paid your dues?
Well you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that.
Have you paid your dues Jack?
Yes sir, the check is in the mail."

[Anesthia]

"A handsome young Cyborg named Ace,
Wooed women at every base,
But once ladies glanced at
His special enhancement
They vanished with nary a trace."
- Barracks Graffiti, Sparta Command

"Objects once measured in meters have become so small that they cannot be seen by the naked eye, with revolutionary applications across the board. Gentlemen, forget what your courtisans have told you: size does matter!"
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan, Morgan Industries Annual Report

[Olacaten]

Shit Happends! thats mine.

[Twoberries]

From The Thing(1982)
Garry: I know you gentlemen have been through a lot. And when you find the time I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!