What spell would you use if you could have one IRL

[myxomatosii]

Originally Posted by Snackies [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I can't believe nobody has said Flaming Sword of Xuzl yet.

It may not be able to do anything in EQ but it would cut/cook your meals at the same time (or poof before it reaches your dish because you didn't aggro it yet).

Yeah but you can't control it. So it goes berserk, cuts your steak into fine bits, keeps going and minces it, keeps going it as the cutting board begins to notch, keeps going as bits of wood fly about, keeps going into your kitchen counter, keeps going til the cabinets are half shredded, keeps going when your dog walks by with your first born child on it's back, keeps going when your wife runs to your child screaming, "My baby!", keeps going when your other chlid walks into the room and quizically says, "Mommy?" before running to her and being cut down on her still warm body, eyes still flickering with the last twitches of life, keeps going til.. oh okay depopped.

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Maybe I'd do Cannibalize IV and just ram parts of my body into my mouth around town pretending I'm getting powers...

Actually, why wait?

[Kastro]

There isn't any AOE Charm is there?

Otherwise, Max Alchemy +

Now If i could have a few items...

Puppet Strings x2
Rez Staff X 2
Fungi Tunic, Circlet of Shadows


Maybe a few trak teeth :P

[neolfex]

I would use Charm, and move to Cambodia, where are the sexah ladies live.

[Pringles]

Resurrection hands down.

[eqravenprince]

I'm thinking Illusion, assuming I can make myself look like another person male or female.

[Raavak]

Originally Posted by Spitty [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Invigorate.

Seriously, I'd get so much shit done if I never had to sleep.

Just take a potion of meth.

[Jimjam]

Originally Posted by Telin [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Summon food so I can feed all the starving children in the world.

Your reason for this decision is so much more noble than mine... I mostly wanted it so I didn't have to go afk for more than a few seconds to prepare some grub, haha!

[Autotune]

If it's a spell in RL that would never fizzle or fail, Divine Intervention. Just think of all the "Watch this" youtube videos I could make!

that or

Fear. I'd fear the shit out of everyone if it made them run like a crazed chicken.

[Ravager]

Snare, just to annoy people.