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Old 01-11-2018, 12:48 AM
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What have you FQers done to Lhance
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Wow, someone actually got it right. Lhancelot gets a gold star. They are 100% set by players even though we will enforce the way Lhancelot stated above.
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Old 01-11-2018, 08:26 AM
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Old 01-12-2018, 02:20 AM
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Default Breakfast III - Luncheon

Filbus flew into the Charles de Gaul airport. At customs, the wood elf officer looked him up and down.

"Passport?" the the customs elf requested.

Filbus showed the elf his Key to Veeshan's Peak.

"Wow lol, how much have you played this game?" said the French customs officer. He cringed at the halfling. "You may pass..."

The halfling warlord exited Charles de Gaul airport and stepped into the Greater Faydark. He had finally made it! It only took him a couple hours to grind out 10 Erudite turbans so he was already out of the Middle East.

There were lots of airplanes coming in and out of the forested wizard spire, so Filbus headed directly towards Kelethin. He just needed his weapons and armor. Then he could turn on the wood elves and KILL.

Filbus immediately got lost in the Faydark. When he realized he was lost, he sat down and ate a Luncheon of cucumber sandwiches with a pork pie seasoned with the salty tears of his haters. Then he drank a quart of Jumjuice as well as two pints of beer. He burped.

That was when the earth elemental appeared. Unlike the jeep and hummer elementals he had seen in earlier, this was a normal earth elemental. Only, it was autistic.

"pathetic gear scrub," mocked the autistic earth elemental.

"well I must get to the bank," Filbus belched.

"sorry, i struggle with human emotion," the elemental replied wearily.

"What?"

The autistic elemental was too anxious to respond. He mumbled something about cucking BDA and then handed Filbus a pill. "Take that pill," suggested the earth elemental. "Master... um, Master Yael made it for you. It's a calcium pill to make your dick grow bigger."

"Perfect," Filbus thought and he ate the pill immediately.

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He made it to the bank. When he filed to withdraw his warrior epics and bags filled with artefacts and wonders, the French banker stopped him. The banker said, "You have filled out the date wrong on your slip."

Indeed. Filbus had thought it was Mondas, but rather it was Weytag. He scratched his belly and corrected the date.

Then he went outside and stripped naked on the platform. He equipped his subpar velious raid gear and epics and went a-killin'!

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Behind the trees, in the shadows, lurked the autistic earth elemental.
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Old 01-12-2018, 09:48 AM
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Old 01-12-2018, 10:00 AM
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In the screenshot:

Filbus: I notice you look young
Filbus: Take this sword and kill yourself with it

You tried to hide your generosity, but I FOUND IT. Attempting to mask the fact that you're a good person by mistreating Yola (and Lhance, har har), general short and prickly temperament, and gluttony via endless consumption of meats, cheeses, and alcohols... I see through your guise.
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Old 01-12-2018, 10:07 AM
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Is OP the guy who talks shit on red forums?

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Old 01-12-2018, 03:03 PM
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In the screenshot:

Filbus: I notice you look young
Filbus: Take this sword and kill yourself with it

You tried to hide your generosity, but I FOUND IT. Attempting to mask the fact that you're a good person by mistreating Yola (and Lhance, har har), general short and prickly temperament, and gluttony via endless consumption of meats, cheeses, and alcohols... I see through your guise.
Astute. Very Astute, Deriak.

Maybe too astute...

*watches back closely*
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Old 01-12-2018, 03:40 PM
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I will not stand for the wood elf corruption!
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