What race/class/deity/alignment are you irl?

[pink grapefruit]

Also why? They're simple enough questions; answer them as you see fit! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

As a massive nerd/godless heathen, I've always thought of fictional fantasy heroes as being the best role models a person can have. Samwise Gamgee ofc is the noblest hero with the purest of intentions and love in his heart. Taking this a step further, it's fun to imagine your idealized self as you would a fantasy character.

I wrote out a long post but may wait a bit before sharing. Here's me, though:

lawful good
half elf
paladin
rallos zek

[Whale biologist]

you can't be lawful+good in the rallos, you know, the thing

halfling/bristlebane/charizard baby!!

[imperiouskitten]

neutral good
high elf
druidcleric
erollisi

but I got nibbled by a vampire once and now when the planets transit a certain way, I can get a lil weird like galadriel in that one scene except worse, and my alignment inverts toward chaotic evil. Then I start conjuring demons and using enchanter nuke magic, lots of blades and ropes and mana drain. So the elf central planners assigned me a hunk with demon suppression training to be my minder, which is very awesome. So my eeevil streak is much tempered. Pras Ero

[Bardp1999]

Chaotic good
Human
Bard
Agnostic

[Tunabros]

neutral good
human
cleric
Mithaniel Marr

[imperiouskitten]

Originally Posted by Tunabros [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

neutral good
human
cleric
Mithaniel Marr

not really, u treat ppl who are nice to u like sh*t! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] u troll the forums and post meanly!

ur a neutral kid of agnostic egotism, trust me i can see it (no offense. i believe in you're future!)

Anyway lets get some f'n flavor text in this bitchcuntwhore, don't just answer the prompt u goobs

[Tunabros]

Originally Posted by imperiouskitten [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

not really, u treat ppl who are nice to u like sh*t! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] u troll the forums and post meanly!

ur a neutral kid of agnostic egotism, trust me i can see it (no offense. i believe in you're future!)

Anyway lets get some f'n flavor text in this bitchcuntwhore, don't just answer the prompt u goobs

Lol

your literally some dumb bitch who shut up about dumb shit

I can't even comprehend what your saying half the time

[imperiouskitten]

Originally Posted by Tunabros [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Lol

your literally some dumb bitch who shut up about dumb shit

I can't even comprehend what your saying half the time

very good aligned post. heres a cartoon to explain what u could not comprehend. when u shown up on the forums i was liek

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[Tunabros]

Originally Posted by imperiouskitten [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

very good aligned post. heres a cartoon to explain what u could not comprehend. when u shown up on the forums i was liek

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*turns into a based gigachad forum quester god*

very nice

[starkind]

Troll
Highest Priestess
Quellious
Chaotic Evil