The Only White Guy: My Stories About Being The Only White Person in the Ghetto

[DinoTriz2]

February 23rd 2019

I'm getting ready to meet my family for dinner when I hear a knock at the door.

It's one of the neighborhood kids.

He wants me to buy him and his friends a pizza. (wtf?)

His mom leaves him and his brother alone most of the day because she's working, so I figure what the hell. I order the pizza.

The pizza is delivered by the time I have to leave, so I go down and give the kid the pizza. One of the other kids steals the box from him and runs off.

When I get home, one of the kids runs up and thanks me, and says the pizza was so good that they decided to "order" more.

I come to find out that I inspired a little crime ring and they've been ordering pizza from all around town, having it delivered to an empty apartment and running off with the pizza.

The cops show up the next day.

I duck and dodge them.

I can't afford to become a snitch when I'm the only white guy in the neighborhood.

[Mead]

just glad he didn’t ring the doorbell

[Patriam1066]

Originally Posted by Mead [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

just glad he didn’t ring the doorbell

February dunk of the month. Probably 2019 dunk of the year

[rebeccablack]

if you had a 4 year college degree i bet you could afford to live in a decent area

[maskedmelon]

nah, you gotta know people or be old to have well paying job. JD been covering this for a while now.

[JurisDictum]

Originally Posted by maskedmelon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

nah, you gotta know people or be old to have well paying job. JD been covering this for a while now.

Oh I get it. You charm your way into a Tech Job and immediately turn into an uppity bitch.

Did it ever occur to you that your boss just wanted to unload on those melons of yours? Maybe it wasn't merit at all.

[DinoTriz2]

Originally Posted by Mead [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

just glad he didn’t ring the doorbell

Got me good, you fucker

[DinoTriz2]

Originally Posted by rebeccablack [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

if you had a 4 year college degree i bet you could afford to live in a decent area

$1400/month is the ghetto in my area.

Probably a palace in your neck of the woods.

[Patriam1066]

Originally Posted by DinoTriz2 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

$1400/month is the ghetto in my area.

Probably a palace in your neck of the woods.

That’s ghetto everywhere dude. I pay my dog walker enough to afford that

[Llandris]

Nope