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This flimsy mask will surely protect me. 44 20.66%
I have or wish to have the Coronavirus. 24 11.27%
I have some other virus; HIV or maybe viral Meningitis. 7 3.29%
I am already dead. 67 31.46%
On my way to Vegas, Randall Flagg is calling. 32 15.02%
Mossad agents are dancing again. 39 18.31%
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Old 03-18-2020, 09:34 PM
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Nothing against u guys & gals. But


It's time to start calling this the karana virus.

Now since I am a survivor of said virus. I must unsubscribe from this thread.

God bless and pras to u all.

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Old 03-19-2020, 06:14 AM
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The cure is made from a chemical in Marah Fabacea, a known anticholinergic and deliriant. The answer was in the bible in Exodus 12:22-25 all along. Don't take more than 1 seed at a time to prevent delirium.

The fruit also contains saponnins, which can be used as a soap to wash your hands with.

Native Americans used to use this stuff to paralyze fish, which caused them to float to the surface where they were easily gathered.

Speaking of walking on water, didn't Pontius Pilate wash his hands?

You're welcome.
This a troll? Typed into google. It shows the plant but no results on usage for Covid19
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Old 03-19-2020, 09:08 AM
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Wait. If I have or want to prevent delirium I should take 1 seed? Or if I take more than 1 seed that will give me delirium? What about the dosing frequency, what the fuck does "at a time mean"? Not swallowed together? An hour apart? Once per day?

This is the problem with Ancient Bibilical Cures They Don't Want You To Know About. You follow the fucked up directions and then the locusts are eating your balls and you're drowning in your own diarrhea.
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Old 03-19-2020, 09:53 AM
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This a troll? Typed into google. It shows the plant but no results on usage for Covid19
He cited a Bible verse and you took time out of your day to Google it to see if maybe he was on to something?
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Old 03-19-2020, 10:34 AM
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Sent this to the company owner today. Summary of the bill if you are effected by this at all.

We need to provide up to 12 weeks of job protected paid leave under FMLA.
Eligible if:
1) Need to quarantine due to exposure or symptoms.
2) Care for family member that has to quarantine or has virus.
3) To care for a child if school has been closed.
First 2 weeks we don't have to pay, but they can use PTO.
Ten other weeks we need to pay at no less than 2/3rds normal rate of pay

We also need to provide 80 hours of paid sick leave on top of the 24 hours we give our employees.
Eligible if:
1) Self isolate or to comply with recommendation to quarantine
2) Medical test to see if they test positive
3) Care for family member that has to quarantine or has virus.
4) To care for a child if school has been closed.
Paid at 100% if they are doing it for #1 or #2 (take care of themselves) and at 2/3rds if #3 or #4 (take care of someone else).
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Old 03-19-2020, 10:45 AM
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I hope the Coronavirus thins out the population, it needs a good washing.
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Old 03-19-2020, 11:00 AM
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Sent this to the company owner today. Summary of the bill if you are effected by this at all.
This is great for workers and also bad for workers. For many, this will be a safety net they will need to get through this. For others this means they are getting let go.

Like for example I am a small business owner. I simply cannot pay 10 weeks of 2/3 pay if I'm not receiving any revenue. I don't have 2 and a half months of pay in the bank. I'm barely making month-to-month. Meanwhile no one is coming to my business because they're all locked down at home. I have several people out and I'm cutting checks to them and meanwhile zero revenue to back that up. How long can I survive as a charity? So I fire everyone and shut down and keep my business license to re-open later.
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Old 03-19-2020, 11:35 AM
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This is great for workers and also bad for workers. For many, this will be a safety net they will need to get through this. For others this means they are getting let go.

Like for example I am a small business owner. I simply cannot pay 10 weeks of 2/3 pay if I'm not receiving any revenue. I don't have 2 and a half months of pay in the bank. I'm barely making month-to-month. Meanwhile no one is coming to my business because they're all locked down at home. I have several people out and I'm cutting checks to them and meanwhile zero revenue to back that up. How long can I survive as a charity? So I fire everyone and shut down and keep my business license to re-open later.
You will get 100% money back with tax credits if you can survive.
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Old 03-19-2020, 11:41 AM
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https://scialert.net/fulltextmobile/...jcn.2012.16.26

Scientific medical review of Cucurbitcaea family and countless applications toward pharmacological use in treatment of respiratory problems as well as intestinal problems; both of which are the prime bodily target of COVID-19.
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Old 03-19-2020, 12:38 PM
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Sent this to the company owner today. Summary of the bill if you are effected by this at all.

We need to provide up to 12 weeks of job protected paid leave under FMLA.
Eligible if:
1) Need to quarantine due to exposure or symptoms.
2) Care for family member that has to quarantine or has virus.
3) To care for a child if school has been closed.
First 2 weeks we don't have to pay, but they can use PTO.
Ten other weeks we need to pay at no less than 2/3rds normal rate of pay

We also need to provide 80 hours of paid sick leave on top of the 24 hours we give our employees.
Eligible if:
1) Self isolate or to comply with recommendation to quarantine
2) Medical test to see if they test positive
3) Care for family member that has to quarantine or has virus.
4) To care for a child if school has been closed.
Paid at 100% if they are doing it for #1 or #2 (take care of themselves) and at 2/3rds if #3 or #4 (take care of someone else).
Are you in the United States, Galach?
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