the i dont care about politics anymore thread

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Originally Posted by aussenseiter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What happened next?

They ended it.

Then when Biden got elected, they started it back up.

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They're hot, but they're suffering from pancake ass.

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Originally Posted by Encroaching Death [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

They ended it.

Is that how the kids went into the cages?

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Originally Posted by GeorgeCostanza [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

3rd from left. Tall girls win again. Inb4 the hatred of the pygmy/Brazilian butt inflatable brigade

Easily the three on the right. Rest are totally undersized for any position in women's football. Probably weak bones as well.

Do you have pics of their hand sizes?

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Originally Posted by GeorgeCostanza [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Lol caught you in the edit

Oh no! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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Originally Posted by GeorgeCostanza [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

^mad

yep so mad

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by Encroaching Death [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

They're hot, but they're suffering from pancake ass.

big fat asses would hinder their acrobatic agility, which becomes extremely useful when trying to mate in awkward locations

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by GeorgeCostanza [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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Get them teeth cleaned boy, have you never got it done since mom made you? She did do that, didn't she?

i've been really disappointed at the lack of advancement in stainless steel teeth.

bone teeth suck, they require maintenance, they can break, they get cavities n shit

steel teeth would just be like screw you jawbone, ima bite thru this chain and leave this bed that the hooker handcuffed me to before she robbed me

ya know what im sayin, amirite guys?

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by GeorgeCostanza [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Agility is also necessary for evading jungle creatures in a football cheerleading environment

you make a good point i've never in my life read about a cheerleader who got eaten by a jaguar

that superior DNA possessed by those women had to survive natural selection one way or another.

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Originally Posted by GeorgeCostanza [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I got a quad friend who wore his front teeth down with his pen/straw. He got titanium teeth. It rules

thats what i need to do.

dunno what metal these handcuff links are made of, but it really cracks the old enamel.