CORONAVIRUS Death Thread

[BlackBellamy]

Originally Posted by Kaveh [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

but the fate of the entire planet depends on Americans becoming smarter.

The fate of the entire planet depends on the Slavs remaining hard and true. They're the only ones that can get out there to fight the asteroids. When you need a giant semi-reliable flame-spouting rocket up in three days so you can save humanity don't go looking for some subservient west-of-Hajnal retard with a weak chin and low sperm count to save you.

The first man in space was a Slav and the last one will be too, Orthodox God willing.

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[Snortles Chortles]

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[BlackBellamy]

The greatest letter ever written.

[Woke Locc]

Originally Posted by Gwaihir [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Well, yeah. The parable of the talents applies here, but im not going to unpack anything for the dotardly lest we throw pearls before swine.

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[Kaveh]

Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The fate of the entire planet depends on the Slavs remaining hard and true. They're the only ones that can get out there to fight the asteroids. When you need a giant semi-reliable flame-spouting rocket up in three days so you can save humanity don't go looking for some subservient west-of-Hajnal retard with a weak chin and low sperm count to save you.

The first man in space was a Slav and the last one will be too, Orthodox God willing.

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The Slavs huh

I’m not optimistic then

[BlackBellamy]

Originally Posted by Kaveh [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I’m not optimistic then

Awesome, you've taken the first step toward joining the Slavic race! Now along with despair you need a strong woman, someone who can shoot down Corona UFOs and use her wide hips to bear you strong children.

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The Cossacks' reply came as a stream of invective and vulgar rhymes:

Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.

Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

— Koshovyi otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host

Kinda racist, but I will let it slide.

[Woke Locc]

Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Awesome, you've taken the first step toward joining the Slavic race! Now along with despair you need a strong woman, someone who can shoot down Corona UFOs and use her wide hips to bear you strong children.

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[Woke Locc]

[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]SCOTUS DECISION[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

In a 5-4 decision Friday, the Supreme Court ruled in favor of California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s guidance to restrict religious gatherings.

The court denied injunctive relief for South Bay United Pentecostal Church. Justices cast significant doubt on the church’s case, siding with state guidelines that limit attendance in places of worship to 25% or a maximum of 100 attendees.

Over the dissent of the four more conservative justices, Chief Justice John Roberts joined the court's four liberals in turning away a request from the church, based in Chula Vista, California, in the San Diego area.

The church argued that limits on how many people can attend their services violate constitutional guarantees of religious freedom and had been seeking an order in time for services on Sunday. The church said it has crowds of 200 to 300 people for its services.

Justice Brett Kavanaugh wrote in dissent that the restriction “discriminates against places of worship and in favor of comparable secular businesses. Such discrimination violates the First Amendment.” Kavanaugh pointed to supermarkets, restaurants, hair salons, cannabis dispensaries and other businesses that are not subject to the same restrictions.

Roberts wrote in brief opinion that the restrictions allowing churches to reopen “appear consistent" with the First Amendment. Roberts said similar or more severe limits apply to concerts, movies and sporting events “where large groups of people gather in close proximity for extended periods of time.”

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Roberts has never seen a governmental power he didn't want broadened.

Another unflushable Bush era turd.