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Old 04-28-2025, 02:09 AM
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i wonder if it was one dude who first suggested they get the rollerblades, that's quite courageous when you think about it.

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haha he must be so popular to get them to agree to such a thing

"You guyyyyzzz these rholller bladezz are SOOOO great!"
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Old 04-28-2025, 11:04 PM
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Old 04-30-2025, 02:15 PM
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Scarface, king of lions kills enough other dangerous animals that there’s nothing left to kill, dies an old lion death (unlike his hundreds of foes…)

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Old 04-30-2025, 02:26 PM
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wb nopenope.

I was wondering if you eloped with one of your dates and were on a honeymoon.
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Old 05-02-2025, 03:09 AM
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That line delivery tho lol

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Old 05-02-2025, 03:16 AM
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When you find out she has a kid

(Jk I still date women with kids)

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Old 05-04-2025, 07:52 PM
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My takeaways from this:

- Apparently injecting a dead butterfly will kill you. At first I was thinking well where did he inject it? Intra-muscular? But when the doctors only guessed at possible embolism, that means he musta injected the dead bug directly into his vein. I’m sorry but that’s a Darwin Award right there. Had he done it into the muscle I’m assuming he woulda had a much better chance at living. Then he’d only need to deal with infection or something…

- I have no idea how asking a Doctor to remove 6 of your ribs dossnt violate the Hippocratic oath???? I understand the reasoning behind sex organ removal for the patient’s hope of treating gender dysphoria or whatever. But I guess this answers the question of can you get a doctor to just cut off one of your arms or legs if you pay them? I’m still ok with it but it does get a bit silly to pretend you are still “doing no harm” in your medical practice….

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chick doesn’t even look any better and I’m sure has a host of problems now from losing 6 freaking ribs. I thought she was going to say she cooked and ate them too because she seems pretty batshit crazy but apparently giving them to her friends to use as dog chew toys works too. Just don’t let the police see your dogs chomping down on a human rib or you’re going to have some annoying interviewing to be doing down at the police station

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Old 05-04-2025, 07:56 PM
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Oh and the dude who got bit on the dick by venous snake gets a Darwin Honorable mention for his mangled most likely ruined dick
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Old 05-06-2025, 02:52 AM
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Old 05-06-2025, 05:41 PM
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I spent a lot of money on joust.

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