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Old 12-03-2019, 03:45 PM
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Default 50k GIVEAWAY TO ANYONE WHO STILL PLAYS BLUE

I have moved to greener pastures (no pun intended) and I have 1 million platinum rotting away on blue. As an honorable man who doesn't RMT, I want to give back to those who are still going strong on blue by doing the first of several giveaways.

This first giveaway is for 50K platinum pieces.

Tell me a funny EQ joke and i'll select a winner on Sunday 12/8 at 9pm EST.

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okay i'm 100k short of 1mm, but you get the gist. this isn't a troll post.
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Old 12-03-2019, 03:58 PM
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A level 3 enchanter, a level 5 wizard, and a level 37 ranger walk into a bar.

Befuddled, the wizard wonders who put the bar there for people to walk into.

Concerned, the enchanter starts asking around for a rez for their friend.
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Old 12-03-2019, 04:00 PM
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What do you call a bald, short man that believes in raid rotations for equal distribution of loot?

Gnome Chomsky.
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Old 12-03-2019, 04:08 PM
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Yo momma's so fat, she's immune to frontal stun....
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Old 12-03-2019, 06:51 PM
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Yo momma's so fat, she's immune to frontal stun....
I was going to try to win the 50k myself, but I gave up after reading this. In my book Jeff won.
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Anyone can improve the wiki! If you are new to the Blue server, you can improve the wiki to earn a "welcome package" of up to 2k+ platinum! Message me for details.
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Old 12-03-2019, 07:02 PM
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I was going to try to win the 50k myself, but I gave up after reading this. In my book Jeff won.
He’s a hard hitter indeed.
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Old 12-03-2019, 08:36 PM
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Yo momma's so fat, she's immune to frontal stun....


damn i cracked up
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Old 12-03-2019, 09:09 PM
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Yo momma's so fat, she's immune to frontal stun....
It was funny in 2013 apparently too
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Old 12-04-2019, 03:40 AM
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It was funny in 2013 apparently too
DANG. GOTEM DISQUALIFIED
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Old 12-05-2019, 05:52 PM
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It was funny in 2013 apparently too
i will also be rewarding this fine gentleman 1K for his detective duties. Thank you for keeping the integrity to this giveaway. Please provide your ingame name and you shall be rewarded
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