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Old 02-11-2019, 10:34 AM
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Default Butthole plowing sustainability

How healthy is it long term to get plowed in the poop slide? Is it as cool and normal as the tv wants our kids to believe?
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Old 02-11-2019, 11:12 AM
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Asking for a friend? I would guess that without rigorous, internal, personal hygiene which may have health concerns of its own (ex: electrolyte imbalance from enemas), men who penetrate someone else during unprotected anal sex would likely have a higher risk for urinary tract infections. The reason why those are more common in females is because their urethra and anus are much close together. More obviously, this area bleeds easily so the risk of transmitting STDs is particularly high.

Safe sex with a condom, though, is pretty safe!
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Old 02-11-2019, 11:35 AM
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What about an elder gent that has been plowed mercilessly every evening after watching cnn. Would his intestines be secure still?
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Old 02-11-2019, 11:37 AM
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It's well known that in the asshole economy, there is, ironically, a precious lack of dicks. In such an economy, with the dick to asshole ratio at .5, monogamy invariably on a downtrend with commiserate increase in STDs.
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Old 02-11-2019, 11:39 AM
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That’s a discussion to have with his doctor if he notices any unusual symptoms. Don’t Viagra commercials tell you to ask your doctor if you’re healthy enough for sexual intercourse?
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Old 02-11-2019, 11:53 AM
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Suffice to say anal mucus does not agree with urinary tract. The colon cant handle regular pounding from a penis. If its unnatural i wonder why its pushed by the mainstream media and our oublic schools?
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Old 02-11-2019, 12:00 PM
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my oublic school def pushed anal sex on me
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Old 02-11-2019, 12:01 PM
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It's well known that in the asshole economy, there is, ironically, a precious lack of dicks. In such an economy, with the dick to asshole ratio at .5, monogamy invariably on a downtrend with commiserate increase in STDs.
what's the point of gay monogamy? i understand it as a breeding strategy and well, the obvious.
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Old 02-11-2019, 12:02 PM
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Depends on the size of the weiner, yours is critically small so you should be fine
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Old 02-11-2019, 12:20 PM
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what's the point of gay monogamy? i understand it as a breeding strategy and well, the obvious.
In a bear market you really gotta hold on to your investments.
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