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Old 01-10-2019, 06:19 PM
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I'm Iranian.
Judging by your age and complete lack of resemblance to your mother, also your Florida origin, I must admit I can’t eliminste the possibility that I’m your father

My nose is pointier though. You look Arab, not Iranian
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Old 01-10-2019, 06:26 PM
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Judging by your age and complete lack of resemblance to your mother, also your Florida origin, I must admit I can’t eliminste the possibility that I’m your father

My nose is pointier though. You look Arab, not Iranian
too pale and sparsely browed to be hairab.
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Old 01-10-2019, 06:26 PM
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Judging by your age and complete lack of resemblance to your mother, also your Florida origin, I must admit I can’t eliminste the possibility that I’m your father

My nose is pointier though. You look Arab, not Iranian
Do you see a diaper on my head?

I can't possibly be your son.
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Old 01-10-2019, 06:32 PM
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Old 01-10-2019, 06:36 PM
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Do you see a diaper on my head?
But your head is full of shitty ideas, so perhaps you SHOULD wear a diaper on it.
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Old 01-10-2019, 06:37 PM
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Yall some cum guzzling homos.

Except for those of you that are actually cum guzzling homos, in which case; "No Offense".
This is Manliness.

Two fighters deep in the chaos of their battle, seeking domination.

Only one Man will win.

Eros, the love of Manliness, Drives Men to fight!

Manly Man are Deeply in love with their Manliness!

Seek Manliness!

Train and fight!

Love your Manliness!
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Old 01-10-2019, 06:41 PM
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This is Manliness.

Two fighters deep in the chaos of their battle, seeking domination.

Only one Man will win.

Eros, the love of Manliness, Drives Men to fight!

Manly Man are Deeply in love with their Manliness!

Seek Manliness!

Train and fight!

Love your Manliness!
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Old 01-10-2019, 06:42 PM
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Exclaimed the virgin
Self Control is a Moral Virtue, a virtue that develops in Men who fight.

Like my high school wrestling coach told us wrestlers who joined the team:

“All Wrestling is sexual. Deal with it!”

And we do.

We use Self Control, which all fighters have.
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Old 01-10-2019, 06:43 PM
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Old 01-10-2019, 06:43 PM
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Self Control is a Moral Virtue, a virtue that develops in Men who fight.

Like my high school wrestling coach told us wrestlers who joined the team:

“All Wrestling is sexual. Deal with it!”

And we do.

We use Self Control, which all fighters have.
Is that why you can't get laid? Too much self control?
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