Things are changing for the better

[Elfminster]

Blue power, Troll despair

Trolls were traditionally barred from winning the Miss Norrath beauty pageant because Dark Elf chicks were considered much more beautiful.

After much campaigning though Trolls were finally allowed to win the Miss Norrath beauty pageant and a Troll called Umfufu became the first Troll in Norrathian history to be crowned the most beautiful girl in Norrath.

"I'm more beautiful than everybody!" Umfufu said in her historic victory speech.

Asked what she was going to do with her new found celebrity status Umfufu replied,

"I'm going to create a Troll only beauty pageant!".

From segregration to celebration

After Troll victory came the Miss Troll Norrath beauty pageant.

This coveted Troll only beauty pageant which every girl wants to win is a testimony to Troll beauty because Trolls always win it (Dark Elf girls are green with envy).

Incredibly, the first Troll to win Miss Troll Norrath was none other than the winner of Miss Norrath; Umfufu.

The future

A campaign to allow fatties to win the Mr Norrath body building competition is underway and a new bodybuilding tournament which only allows fatties to enter is in the works. There is also talk of toothless uglies being allowed to win the annual Best Teeth competition.