??? What is your other (original) half(s)? And why are Elves so promiscuous?? 🧝

[starkind]

We all know the term "half elf". IMO this is a misgnomer, or a misunderstanding with the situation. It is my belief that even before Innoruuk was genetically enhancing his elven kin, the rest of the elves were busy giving themselves genetic upgrades with what they considered 'beast men' or mortals. It's clear that Wood, and Dark "elfs" were genetic failures that were added into the line at different points along the road. Wood first, then Dark.

You aren't really a "half elf". Your'e really a Half-Human or Half-Dragon. Or Half-Orc. Half-Kerran. Half-Giant-Scarab.

So I pose this question. Multiple choice is allowed because you can be many things before the elves elfed you. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.][You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.][You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.][You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Whale biologist]

Tell me, who was who with your parentage? Father the darthiir, mother the rivvil? Or father human, mother elven?

[Chortles Snortles]

pity thread

[Jimjam]

There is an awful quest line in which it is revealed a dark elf assassin master has been recreationally inseminating a halfling female, but wants you to save him some embarrassment by assassinating her before the gestation comes to term.

Various item entries indicate half elfs can be drawn from dark elf heritage, I was a little disappointed while beta testing Luclin that the half elves didn't include options for the dark elf eyes.

Former Azure Guard interim guild leader, Ruffel, claimed his half elf ranger was half ogre.

I can't remember the lineage of my most recent half elf. He was a Bertox follower, iirc, so lets say he was the product of a whirlwind romance with a frozen Joe.

Your thread has excited me to look in to Half Elf deity options and create a new half elf (probably warrior). Prexus merperson seems likely.

[Whale biologist]

I voted "wood" elf, for obvious reasons.

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by Jimjam [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

There is an awful quest line in which it is revealed a dark elf assassin master has been recreationally inseminating a halfling female, but wants you to save him some embarrassment by assassinating her before the gestation comes to term.

Various item entries indicate half elfs can be drawn from dark elf heritage, I was a little disappointed while beta testing Luclin that the half elves didn't include options for the dark elf eyes.

Former Azure Guard interim guild leader, Ruffel, claimed his half elf ranger was half ogre.

I can't remember the lineage of my most recent half elf. He was a Bertox follower, iirc, so lets say he was the product of a whirlwind romance with a frozen Joe.

Your thread has excited me to look in to Half Elf deity options and create a new half elf (probably warrior). Prexus merperson seems likely.

"The way she dressed, she was asking for it" -Dark Elf Assassin

[wuanahto]

dark and high elves too promphy to breed with other races
wood elves dont give a shit
humans fuck almost anything that is able to get fucked
the real question is where are the quarter elves and quarter humans? or was everquest the only introduction to the first generation of half elves?
and lets face it, elves are just asians with pointy ears and you think you would do well in asia with your everquest resume and love for animation

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by wuanahto [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

elves are just asians with pointy ears

Facts.

[Gustoo]

Is there other fantasy Genre stuff where half elfs are shit like they are in EQ?

In lord of the rings they are OP as fuck.

[Gustoo]

Plus the term half elf refers specifically to elf / human combos.

Orc's are half elf and half ?? GMO hate extract?