Quick, I need something to tell the wife...

[Kittik]

...so she'll leave me along all night.

[El-Hefe]

"Bogdan is keeping me late at the carwash."

[Baler]

I bought you a gift but you have to wait for it to arrive.

[Indicas]

Originally Posted by Kittik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

...so she'll leave me along all night.

tell her her butt looks fat

[Forsh]

Tell her there's a big sale at Walmart.

[azeth]

Hand her your credit card and tell her to skedaddle

[Asmadi]

Just tell her you are questioning your sexuality and need some space.

[OldFloridaMan]

Tell her it’ll be good practice for when she’s a widow after killing you for your insurance money.

Well, that was my wife’s response when i told her about P99...

[zodias]

"Honey, you always tell me to be honest so i feel like you need to know that none of your clothing makes you look fat, you just are fat. Also that moomoo looks great on you."


Instantly you kicked out of bedroom and can sleep (stay up all night playing p99) on the couch.

[Forsh]

Originally Posted by Asmadi [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Just tell her you are questioning your sexuality and need some space.

This right here is a good one. I approve.