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[Xaanka]

the current american democratic party is more like a tumor brain unironically trying to kill/poison the entire body

the GOP is like vestigal pearly penis papules nobody wants them there but they aren't really doing any harm

[Nilstoniakrath]

Originally Posted by Domo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm a bit drunk right now, but I have some kind of a metaphor in my head that sounds good (for now), but will be tomorrow most likely sound embarrassing.

Anyway,

If the USA were a body, then the Democrats would be the brain, and the Republicans would be the heart.

The body needs both to work properly.
And right now it seems like there is no communication between both, only debates who is more important for the body.

What the F are you on, Dems have no brain, Repubs have no heart. More like, the Dems are a frigid menstruating vagina, Repubs an empty severed skull.

[mickmoranis]

and the smart people make up about half of a pinky finger.

[Pokesan]

if you think about it, the libertarian party is like a gorgeous gay penis*

*male penis

[Nilstoniakrath]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

if you think about it, the libertarian party is like a gorgeous gay penis*

*male penis

LOL, what is this non-male penis of which you speak, that requires an asterisk?

[Nilstoniakrath]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

if you think about it, the libertarian party is like a gorgeous gay penis*

*male penis

The Libertarians are gorgeous, and gay, and happy, but unfortunately very flaccid.

[AzzarTheGod]

can't keep my dick in my pants

[Patriam1066]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

planned parenthood is where i went to get checked for STDs

it cost me 15 dorra to learn that i'm clean as a snape (he's a virgin)

helLooOOOoooOo unprotected sex

Killing it with the david lynch references

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by Patriam1066 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Killing it with the david lynch references

wasn't sure if patriam was a nerd or not it's hard to tell with these Eastern posters but this confirms it

Anyone versed in lynchology is a huge berglord

[brightlights]

Was just wondering, America is going through some sort of barbiturates crisis I'm told. Is that cus the CIA in conspiracy with the health care industry are trying to get youth hooked on the drugs cus the CIA is shipping them out of afganistan?