looking for inspiration

[Fame]

My last few MSpaint sessions were lackluster at best so I didn't post. It felt like I was just recycling the same old jokes, which isn't a bad thing, I think portraying some of the cultural elements of p99 is actually pretty funny.

Take for example this painting I made:

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I dunno how you guys picture "nut swinging/riding" but this one really seemed to capture the essence of it for me.

My first piece was just unoriginal at best but did have some of the neckbeard/basement dweller characteristics in play:

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I'm looking for inspiration bros. Something from p99 history or culture. If you have any ideas or even requests, I'll try to draw something up for you. Personal attack ads also welcome.

Pras

[Recycled Children]

Forum member portraits?

Is the Duke holding a broken wine bottle in his hand?

[iiNGloriouS]

Preferably something of the jewish variety if you catch my drift

[Fame]

Is the bottle broken from the top or bottom? In my mind, he puts the tip in someones ass and breaks it off while a young doctor does an X-ray of eldermoran/drakaris/kergans lower body where you can see the tip and cork still firmly planted. Maybe even desired.

[Fame]

Then maybe pours it into some hungry nihi mouths groveling about.

[Fame]

I'm prob not the best source for Jewish humor, I live on the west coast and we don't give a fuck about jews.

[Recycled Children]

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Is the bottle broken from the top or bottom? In my mind, he puts the tip in someones ass and breaks it off while a young doctor does an X-ray of eldermoran/drakaris/kergans lower body where you can see the tip and cork still firmly planted. Maybe even desired.

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On closer inspection it looks like a Mountain Dew bottle.

[Fame]

Should prob also say this isn't anti nihi paints only, if someone wants to see lite and crew raiding a taco bell looking for his crown of rile, that's a viable option too.

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

I've envisioned a 6 frame advert for red99 that goes something like this.

Frames 1-2: third person view of a dragon flying high above Norrath overlooking the majestic landscape.
Frame 3: he spots a very small speck. It piques his interest.
Frame 4: he flies in closer. It appears to be a melee fight. Still very blurry/difficult to see.
Frame 5: close enough now to make out what's going on. It's a 3v1 dogpile with chat boxes filled with "fgt" and distant cries of "PRAS"
Frame 6: RED99 - you're in our world now.

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Another multiple-framer but.....

Caster (erudite enchanter) being run out if a bar by various races. Standard agro text.

Caster (troll enchanter) being run out of a bar by various races. Standard agro text.

Caster (high elf enchanter) being run out of a bar by various races. Standard agro text.

Caster (disgusting rotting skeleton enchanter) being welcomed into the bar by various races.



Those with an aon or illusion will understand hahah.