loser in Oregon thinks high elves can dualwield

Sadre Spinegnawer · #1 05-19-2014, 08:41 PM

http://www.katu.com/news/local/Woman...259598811.html

And even *if* we say they can, how does this idiot also manage to equip a shield?

And the fact he was wearing chain only adds to the fail. Why no plate brah?

Glenzig · #2 05-19-2014, 08:44 PM

Stay away from the drugs kids.

Seredoc · #3 05-20-2014, 04:32 AM

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rox · #4 05-20-2014, 11:20 AM

I wish I could do that to every BMW I see on my drive to work everyday.. those bastards think they own the road

Nubben · #5 05-20-2014, 12:11 PM

A guy who was in the Applicant/Prospect phase with my guild back in 2007 murdered his step brother (who also played EQ on the same server) and another man with an axe. See the full story here. Warning: this is some sick, sick, stuff.

Invoke · #6 05-20-2014, 12:17 PM

I love my city but we have two big draw backs in Portland, meth and hipsters.

Flamewraith · #7 05-20-2014, 12:33 PM

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I love my city but we have two big draw backs in Portland, meth and hipsters.

Shiiiit I wish all I had to deal with was meth and hipsters. Here in North Dakota we also have hicks and swagfags. I get to be smoked out six times a day by obnoxiously loud diesel trucks and then have some obey douche flip me off in his also obnoxiously loud legacy.

Invoke · #8 05-20-2014, 12:41 PM

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Shiiiit I wish all I had to deal with was meth and hipsters. Here in North Dakota we also have hicks and swagfags. I get to be smoked out six times a day by obnoxiously loud diesel trucks and then have some obey douche flip me off in his also obnoxiously loud legacy.

I don't know what a swagfag is but it sounds awful and I hope to never run into one. Haha.

Flamewraith · #9 05-20-2014, 01:13 PM

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I don't know what a swagfag is but it sounds awful and I hope to never run into one. Haha.

It's as bad as it sounds. You can tell when one is nearby because of the overwhelming scent of cologne that will choke you to tears. Luckily it's easy to get away from them because they cannot waddle very fast in their skinny jeans.

RiffDaemon · #10 05-20-2014, 04:02 PM

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A guy who was in the Applicant/Prospect phase with my guild back in 2007 murdered his step brother (who also played EQ on the same server) and another man with an axe. See the full story here. Warning: this is some sick, sick, stuff.

Holy shit [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]