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09-26-2019, 08:07 AM
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Veeshan's Peak Explored.....
I found this about 15 years ago... it's one of the funniest things I've ever read (only to an EQ vet, of course). Please enjoy and spread this wonderful story...
Veeshan's Peak Explored Druid: /shout WOOT!! YOU HAVE ENTERED VEESHAN'S PEAK!!! Rogue: Hey, we didn't die zoning in, it already beats the crap out of those Howling Stones... Magician begins to cast a spell Necromancer begins to cast a spell Wizard: /shout Level 57 wizzie lookin for a group Jenkins says 'Guarding you master' Jeeves says 'Guarding with my life, oh great one' Monk: /auction Selling Tailor made items at reasonable prices Warrior: /auction Same here Paladin: /auction Same Enchanter: /auction Selling Platinum Ruby Veil for 9.5k Druid: That's insane Enchanter looks around for some competition, and shrugs Cleric: So who wants to group with me? Magician: Me Necromancer: Me Rogue: Me Warrior: Me Paladin: Me Shadow Knight: Me Wizard: Me Monk: Me Bard: Me Druid: Me Enchanter: Me Ranger: Me Shaman: Me Cleric: Okay, Warrior, Necromancer, Bard, Enchanter, Shaman, you're with me All others: *Various swearing* Wizard: So who wants to group with me? Rogue: Yeah, and I'm starting a group, who wants to group with me? *Sound of wind whistling* Paladin: So maybe we should do some scouting... Druid begins to cast a spell Wizard begins to cast an UselessUpgradedSpell spell ~ Rogue disappears Druid dons a mask of the hunter Wizard creates an 'Invisible to Mobs under 35 when it's a level 55 spell' eye Druid, Wizard, and Rogue: I'll scout Wizard: /shout Level 57 wizzie looking for a group Enchanter begins to cast a spell Necromancer: Hey buddy can I get some Swords of Runes? Magician feels his summons are useful for a change Magician: Sure Magician begins to cast a spell Magician begins to cast a spell A cool breeze slips thru Enchanter's party Jeeves says 'Thank you master' Jeeves says 'Thank you master' Necromancer disbands Necromancer: Well I don't need you guys anymore Necromancer chuckles Wizard: /shout %&^(( They saw my invisible eye, we got two dragons inc Druid: /ooc *sigh* Rogue: /ooc *sigh* A Sky Blue Dragon begins to cast a spell A Sky Blue Dragon begins to cast a spell Monk: GETEM! Ranger, Monk, Warrior, Rogue, Paladin, and Shadow Knight attack A Sky Blue Dragon Necromancer, Magician, Enchanter, Druid, Wizard begins to cast a spell Necromancer has feared A Sky Blue Dragon Jeeves says 'Attacking master' Necromancer: I got this one Jenkins says 'Attacking master' Ranger slashes A Sky Blue Dragon for 49 damage Monk kicks A Sky Blue Dragon for 200 damage Warrior taunts A Sky Blue Dragon Rogue backstabs A Sky Blue Dragon for 400 damage Shadow Knight Harmtouches A Sky Blue Dragon for 800 damage Magician hits A Sky Blue Dragon for nonmelee for 850 damage Druid hits A Sky Blue Dragon for nonmelee for 1020 damage Bard twists mana and hp recovery songs Wizard's spell has been resisted Wizard: %*&^ A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 600 damage A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 600 damage A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 600 damage A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 600 damage Ranger yells for help behind you and to the left Cleric begins to frantically cast a spell Necromancer reclines and yawns Warrior taunts A Sky Blue Dragon A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 50 damage Warrior taunts A Sky Blue Dragon A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 126 damage Warrior: Oh come on Cleric has cast a spell Ranger has regained 900 hp Cleric begins to cast a spell Warrior taunts A Sky Blue Dragon A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 300 damage A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 193 damage Ranger yells for help behind you and to the left Cleric: Quick casting my $*% Wizard begins to cast a spell Wizard's spell has been resisted A Sky Blue Dragon hits Wizard for 800 damage A Sky Blue Dragon hits Wizard for 800 damage Wizard has been slain by A Sky Blue Dragon Necromancer puts on sunglasses Warrior: Well there's a taunt at least Bard summons water from his boots Cleric has cast a spell Ranger has regained 900 hp A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 600 damage A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 600 damage A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 600 damage A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 600 damage Ranger: WTF? I stopped attacking 20 secs ago Cleric begins to cast a spell Ranger is completely healed Cleric: There we go Magician begins to cast a spell Ranger is enveloped in fire Shaman: Well at least he's useful now Necromancer strikes up a conversation with Jimi Hendrix Necromancer lights a cigar Monk kicks A Sky Blue Dragon for 450 damage Warrior kicks A Sky Blue Dragon for 3 damage A Sky Blue Dragon is stunned Warrior: Woo hoo Druid begins to cast a spell Monk uberpunches A Sky Blue Dragon for 800 damage Warrior kicks A Sky Blue Dragon for 10 damage A Sky Blue Dragon is stunned Warrior: Twice in a row! Warrior sticks his tongue out at Monk Druid hits A Sky Blue Dragon for nonmelee for 1020 damage A Sky Blue Dragon hits Druid for 500 damage Necromancer begins to debate the philosophy of 'The Matrix' A Sky Blue Dragon hits Druid for 500 damage A Sky Blue Dragon hits Druid for 500 damage Cleric begins to cast a spell Paladin begins to cast a spell Druid feels a healing touch Cleric: %*^ Paladin: Sorry Cleric's casting has been interrupted You must be standing to cast a spell Bard summons water from his boots Druid: You mind? Bard summons food from his pants Bard: What? Can't you see I'm using my armor's special abilities Rogue backstabs A Sky Blue Dragon for 400 damage Jenkins backstabs A Sky Blue Dragon for 500 damage Jenkins laughs an elemental laugh at Rogue A Sky Blue Dragon hits Jenkins for 800 damage A Sky Blue Dragon hits Jenkins for 800 damage A Sky Blue Dragon hits Jenkins for 800 damage A Sky Blue Dragon hits Jenkins for 800 damage Jenkins has been slain by A Sky Blue Dragon Rogue laughs heartily at Jenkins Magician begins to cast a spell Enchanter wanders blindly, waiting for a crowd to control Magician: I'll try an air this time Butler says 'Attacking master' Necromancer chuckles Magician: What? Necromancer points at Jeeves A Sky Blue Dragon tries to hit Jeeves, but is parried A Sky Blue Dragon tries to hit Jeeves, but Jeeves dodges A Sky Blue Dragon tries to hit Jeeves, but Jeeves ripostes Jeeves hits A Sky Blue Dragon for 60 damage A Sky Blue Dragon tries to hit Jeeves, but is parried Magician: So? A Sky Blue Dragon hits Butler for 600 damage A Sky Blue Dragon hits Butler for 600 damage Butler has been slain by A Sky Blue Dragon Necromancer laughs Necromancer begins to cast a spell Magician begins to cast a spell Necromancer lifetaps A Sky Blue Dragon Necromancer experiences a 2000 point swing in life totals Magician sighs, wanting to be second best at direct damage Druid sighs, wanting to be second best at direct damage Revived Wizard sighs, wanting to be best at direct damage Magician: Okay, this one is fire Shaman: Just do earth, everyone knows the others suck anyway Lil'Flamey says 'Attacking master' Lil'Flamey begins to cast a spell Lil'Flamey's spell has been resisted Lil'Flamey begins to cast a spell Lil'Flamey's spell has been resisted Lil'Flamey begins to cast a spell Lil'Flamey's spell has been resisted Revived Wizard feels some sympathy Bard yawns, still twisting his mana/hp regen songs Necromancer yawns, still sitting on his can Shaman: Okay let's end this Shaman begins to cast a spell Warrior feels like an avatar Warrior: Woohoo, you're the best! Cleric: Oh come on Cleric tries to strike A Sky Blue Dragon, but misses A Sky Blue Dragon hits Cleric for disproportionately high damage Cleric sighs about her armor Cleric has been slain by A Sky Blue Dragon Necromancer takes pity on Cleric Druid begins to cast a spell Necromancer begins to cast a spell Paladin tries to cast a spell, but quest hasn't been implemented yet Necromancer casts a spell Cleric is revived with 93% exp regain Necromancer: A newbie gave his life for that Revived Cleric sighs Buffed Warrior hits A Sky Blue Dragon for tons of damage Ranger blows wind at A Sky Blue Dragon A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 600 damage A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 600 damage A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 600 damage A Sky Blue Dragon hits Ranger for 600 damage Ranger sighs Shaman looks around mildly, waiting to buff someone Druid: Any ideas? Shadow Knight tries to make a point, but there aren't enough of him to be listened to Lightbulb appears over Enchanter's head Enchanter begins to cast a spell A Sky Blue Dragon is showered with gold Monk: What'd you do? Enchanter: Gave him some pocket change A Sky Blue Dragon is heavily encumbered Paladin slashes A Sky Blue Dragon with FIERY AVENGER for massive damage Warrior slashes A Sky Blue Dragon with RANDOM WEAPON FROM KARNOR'S for massive damage + 1 Paladin sighs Jeeves says 'Guarding you master' Necromancer: You should see the loot on my dragon... All others: SHUT UP!! Monk B!tChSl@Ps A Sky Blue Dragon for massive damage Magician, Druid, Enchanter, Wizard, and Shaman begin to cast spells A Sky Blue Dragon is hit for miniscule fraction of total life in nonmelee damage Casters sigh Magician smiles Magician: I still have my pet Lil'Flamey begins to cast a spell Lil'Flamey's spell has been resisted Lil'Flamey begins to cast a spell A Sky Blue Dragon is hit by nonmelee for 178 damage Shaman: You know your Earth quad hits for.... Magician: Shut up! Necromancer: ...less than mine does Magician sighs at Lil'Flamey A Sky Blue Dragon hits Lil'Flamey for 600 damage Necromancer begins to cast a spell Wizard begins to cast a spell Necromancer DOTs A Sky Blue Dragon for Trakanonlike damage Wizard casts CrappyRainSpell A Sky Blue Dragon is hit by nonmelee for 600 damage A Sky Blue Dragon resisted CrappyRainSpell Jeeves is unaffected by CrappyRainSpell Lil'Flamey is unaffected by CrappyRainSpell Wizard: Woo hoo, and that only cost 400 mana A Sky Blue Dragon staggers, looking for somewhere to die Druid, Ranger, Magician, Wizard, Cleric, Shaman, Enchanter, Necromancer, Shadowknight, and Bard begin to cast spells Warrior beats on A Sky Blue Dragon Paladin whallops on A Sky Blue Dragon Monk decimates A Sky Blue Dragon Rogue kinda wounds A Sky Blue Dragon A Sky Blue Dragon is hit by a ton of nonmelee A Sky Blue Dragon says 'From Hell's heart I stab at thee!' A Sky Blue Dragon swipes Lil'Flamey for massive damage A Sky Blue Dragon has been slain by Necromancer's DOT A Sky Blue Dragon has left no corpse GroupOf13 look at Necromancer Necromancer lowers head, then wanders off to solo dragons Lil'Flamey begins to cast a spell Lil'Flamey casts ReallyStupidYonderSpell Lil'Flamey disappears A Sky Blue Dragon begins to cast a spell A Really Huge Dragon begins to cast a spell A Red As Blood Dragon begins to cast a spell A Makes Veeshan Look Like A Worm Dragon begins to cast a spell SadMage sighs, knowing what's coming SadMage is burned with the fires of Hades SadMage has been slain like you wouldn't believe PanickedWarrior: Here they come Necromancer feigns death Shadowknight feigns death Monk feigns death Druid gates away Ranger sits down and waits to die Wizard evacs Cleric wishes she had picked wizard for her group Bard has been slain before he knew what hit him Enchanter begins to cast a spell Warrior has been slain like paper before the Whitewater investigation Enchanter has cast a spell CrowdODragons has been mezzed Enchanter gates away Casters gate away PeopleWithoutGate sigh PeopleWithoutGate are slain, roasted, and served with a white wine CrowdODragons disperses Necromancer stands and gates Shadowknight can no longer play dead Shadowknight is roasted by dragonfire Shadowknight has been slain Monk sighs | ||
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#2
09-26-2019, 08:42 AM
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09-26-2019, 10:17 AM
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if you did 51% hp damage to a mob and did a successful FD, the kill would be attributed to non-player source and there would not be a corpse this was fixed by changing the rules so that if a player did at least 1 damage, he would get credit for a kill even where all the other damage came from non-player sources, which in turn made it possible to exploit two different factions by making them fight each other an easy way to start a faction war was to charm a caster, spam the pet attack / back off key to get it to cast an attack spell on a mob on another faction, and to break the charm while the pet was casting, this would cause the mobs to fight, additional mobs could simply be trained into the fight this is classic and should be on green [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] | |||
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09-26-2019, 11:08 AM
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Gating out of VP is not kunark
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09-26-2019, 03:33 PM
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